RAW/SmackDown ~Nothing to write home about~

Oh man, I’m having a really hard time to find “my muses” to write this weekly blog. Why? Because most what happened at WWE shows this week was LAME!
So can I write anything remotely interesting about it? Colour me puzzled, but I’m gonna try my best.
I could not even think of a good and fitting headline for this, so I chose the one you see up there ^^^. It’s self-explanatory really.

Let me start with a quote from JBL that amused me:
“RAW did 3.7 and they are happy? Shawn Michaels and I did 4.1′s, Ron and I did an 8.6. JBL Number 1 free agent in entire Wrestling? I think so. I draw number’s.”

Now, I wasn’t the biggest fan of JBL’s in-ring-skills, but his mic-work was always amusing to say the least, and while I do not agree with him being the guy that draws ALL the numbers, I do see his point here.
How come WWE settle’s for so much less nowadays? Is there a reason to be happy when your numbers are shit compared to what they used to be?
Frankly, I don’t think so! But yet WWE (or Vince) does nothing to improve…or do they?
I got to say, they last few weeks (with the exception of this week), all 3 shows got better, had a little more edge to them (<- no pun intended, although it’s funny how the shows instantly got better with his return), a little rougher.
RAW’s awesomeness seems to rely on the weekly “Guest Host” a lot more than it should, but thankfully, it’ll all be done in March. Let’s hope they reinstall a General Manager then too (REGAL!).
SmackDown was the superior show for most, if not all, of 2009. Then, it got a bit lame too, but right now, with the SES stable, Edge/Jericho, it seems to be improving again.
ECW relies on Christian and Regal mostly, which was fine when the 2 feuded, but now? I think it’s a good thing that ECW is no more. NXT will hopefully only feature guys on their way up (or not!) and the end of ECW hopefully means that a few of my favourites (Helms, Regal, Christian) can move on to bigger and better things.
The annual “spring-cleaning” will of course matter in all this as well. Who will get the “future endeavours” letter? Well, I sure hope it wont be anybody I care for *ha*
With RAW and SD getting a bit more “attitude-ish” and the new show supposedly focusing on new talent, we will probably see some pretty good shows here soon – think positive right *ha*
Unfortunately, this past week was not the week it cold have been. Who to blame? I’d say the writers, the lame host of RAW and mainly the Devil, also known as Vince McMahon

RAW starts with a lot of smoke and spinning wheels. If you didn’t know who’d be tonight’s host, now you might have guessed it: Another NASCAR driver *ugh* Right…
Anyway, the car arrives inside the arena and out comes: Hornswoggle *another ugh*
Cole: “At least it was a short drive”
Lawler: “Oh please” <- while laughing a lot

Kelly Kelly introduces the actual Host and by “God”, as pretty as she is, her voice is aggravating.
He (I can not remember the guy’s name and am way too lazy to look it up now, which is why I will refer to him as “Dude” from here on out) walks to the ring, accompanied by, you guessed it, The Bella’s (<- if I write *ugh* one more time, will you still keep reading? *ha*).
Cypress Hill’s “Rise up” is the official theme song for the Elimination Chamber PPV and I suppose the irony is lost on most people working at WWE office. Cypress Hill-song? Family friendly? I’m loving it *ha*

Dude does a backflip from the top-rope, had the voice of a 12-year-old and gives the audience what they want = cheap pops.
He kinda disses the other 2 Nascar drivers that hosted last year by saying: “…showed you just how charismatic and eloquent us Nascar-drivers can be” (<- he got that right). Also, he doe not fail to mention that him and John Cena are BFF’S *lol*.

Just when I thought to myself “Could this be any more boring?”, Sheamus feels the need to show up. He demands to be the last participant to enter the EC, threatens Dude a bit more and then, in an exciting turn of events (<- that is if no one spoilered you before *grrr*), Christian’s music hits *yay*

“Carl Edwards (<- ah, that was his name *lol*) is nice to meet ya’, I’m the ECW-Champion Christian and I gotta say, I gotta say I’m a huge fan and you might not know this but NASCAR, it’s getting huge in Canada, it’s blowing up (<- says the guy who lives in Florida, as far as I remember *ha*). Actually, it makes me almost happy we got denied the WMBA franchise. “

Sheamus: “What are you doing here? How dare you (<- coming out here and making me aware of my missing mic-skills?) interrupt me? (<- ah, ok)”

Christian: “What am I doing here, actually I came here to talk to you. You see, last week Edge came out here live on RAW and said that he was gonna face either you, or the Undertaker in the ME at WM, without one mention of myself or the ECW-Championship and I got to admit I was a little bit offended. But then it all started to make sense cause later that week Mr. McMahon came out, and he said that in 2 weeks time, ECW would be going off the air. And it will be replaced by new programming, actually he said, the next evolution of WWE programming.”

Sheamus: “And that makes you, a lame, dock Champion”

Christian: “Actually (<- damn he says that A LOT doesn’t he) snaggletooth you’re the one that’s lame (<- *ha* tru dat). You know it’s obvious to me that you take some pride in the way that you look. I mean you spent a ton of money obviously on hair-gel and on beard-trimmers for your man-scaping, but I’m just wondering, what happens, ah, did you run out of money by the time you get to the tanning-salon?”

Sheamus: “Quite the comedian aren’t you? What is it Christian, did you come here to make jokes did ya’? The only thing funny, is the fact that you’re gonna be unemployed in 2 weeks. “

Christian: ” Actually (<- 5 times so far *damn*) you see, that’s where you’re wrong, because in 2 weeks every Superstar on ECW, will become a free-agent (<- yeah right), which means they are free to sign to whatever show they want to. You know, I started to get the feeling lately that all my Peeps right here on RAW were starting to miss me! So I figure I’d show up this week, dip my toes in and test the waters and challenge you to a match, right here tonight! Yeah, you see Carl, we can make some history tonight you know. The ECW-Champion versus the WWE-Champion! Sheamus hey, we’re both here, we’re both Champions, we were both born without last names (<- *lol*), it makes perfect sense to me. Carl, you can make this happen!”

Sheamus doesn’t wanna waste his time with Christian, but Carl-Dude says why wait, get a referee in and do it right now.

Christian vs Sheamus

The match was pretty good and considerably long, but sadly, Sheamus got to win a little to clean in my eyes *hmpf*
Jerry Lawler brought you the following, when they figured Christian might actually beat Sheamus, which would be embarrassing for the WE-Champ:
“Well it would be embarassing, but it sure would be fun to watch” *ha*

Christian had a lot of purple on his pants, but I decided it’s not enough to become a member of the “real men wear purple club” just yet *hehe*
but, be sure, my girl @Sara_1979 (twitter) and me are always on the lookout here *ha*

*swoon*

We see DX in their locker room now and it pretty much went like this.

Shawn: “Yeah, maybe I went a little nuts, let’s make up, is all good, blabla,DX is important”
Hunter: “Too little too late”

As you might be able to tell, I can’t be arsed to script this now, even though it did not suck and made the entire Shawn-storyline more interesting, step by step (<- uhh baby *sings*).

It did seem like the start of the DX-break-up, soon to take place at a PPV near you.

Sidenote: Hunter has won 4 out of the 5 EC’s he was in. Jericho has eliminated the most guys (7), but he never won. Him and H³ are also the ones with the most participation (5 each).

BTW:  I am ignoring the 1023 times that we get to see that “After RAW went off air” – crap. Just so you know!

Next are Code Rhodes and Ted DiBiase, also in the locker room (a different one I suppose).

Code: “Yo must be pretty proud of yourself huh?”
Ted: “What? Qualifying for the EC? Yes, yes I am”
Cody: “Yeah, you know, I had to fight John Cena and who did you have to face? Oh, it was Mark Henry right? I beat Henry”
Ted: “Stop wining, If you had what it took to beat Cena, you’d be in the EC with Randy and I”
Cody: “So, you would have beat Cena?”
(Sidenote: You wanna know how often spell-check and especially grammar check underlines shit Wrestlers said that I script here? Constantly! *ha* besides being annoying, it’s quite amusing)

Ted: “People say we are alike, but now it’s obvious I am better than you” (<- you totally stole that one. Give it back … NOW!)
Cody: “What makes you better? You’re movie?”
Ted: “Maybe”
Randy: “interesting”, some more blabla and then he announces that Ted and Cody will have matches tonight. Ted vs Cena, Cody vs Randy.

Tag-Team-Title-Match
DX vs SES (aka PUKE) vs ShowMiz

After Puke’s entrance, Punk decided to grab a mic a give us a little speech. When it was time to write about it (now), I could not for the life of me find the video online anywhere. My guess is WWE had all the usual sources take it down *hmpf* Now, if my computer and wwe.com would work together a little better, I could have looked for it on there, but unfortunately, my computer crashes often when I even try to enter wwe.com *lol* Nevermind watching videos . So really, there was no legal or illegal way left or me to re-watch it.
I asked my girl @tobiola_ on twitter if she would spare her precious time and write that stuff down for me and being the great chick she is, she agreed.
So this next part is only here thanks to @tobiola_ , who should by the way, consider writing herself in my opinion.
(Sorry, I had to *ha*)

“I don’t think it’s any big secret that this region of the country when falling on hard times, turns to drugs and alcohol.
Which makes it all the more sad, when you actually have something to celebrate like Mardi Gras or your little football game that you won, you also turn to drugs and alcohol.
You see, you do this because you are weak. You do this because you are less than.. You do this because you do not know any other way.
Now tonight for the rest of the world deems this region of the country unsavable, myself and Luke Gallows will win the unified TT championships and show you people why SE means: I’m better than you.
And now would be the time during the show, when those of you at home would place your hand upon you television screen, and you would look to me to save one lost soul here in Lafayette and luckily we have a “celebrity” in the house. I’m of course talking about Jared from Subway (<- *ugh*)
Yes Jared, please, please stand up! You know, Jared – you actually kinda remind yourself of me. You preach to millions of people, and those millions of people look up to you and they follow in your footsteps.
But Jared I’ll be honest, the SES is looking for a good minister of propaganda. And while you’re a great spokesperson for Subway you’d be so much better on this side of the fence. That’s right, I’m looking at you to be the spokesperson for the SES.
What do you say? You don’t wanna come into the ring and raise your hand and accept CM Punk as your savior? I had a feeling that you would say no Jared, that’s why I’m prepared to make an example out of you. And I’m gonna make an example out of you right now. Luke, Serena, go get me Jared from Subway…”

Right after this, DX’s music hit, which made us (the girls and me) giggle, since the line “You think that you’re better” is included in their theme *ha* How fitting…

The match itself was very good, no surprise there.
HBK pinned Punk after some “Sweet Chin Music”, much to my dismay *sniffle*
Luke pretty much carried Punk out of the arena, so cute *ha*

The match ended when HBK tagged himself in, him and Hunter looking at each other, Hunter not happy, Miz with the roll-up and we have new TT-Champions.
Here’s a few pictures:

This happened:

Then this:

Oh man, I could easily crack some really perverted jokes right now, but you know what..I want YOU to do this: CAPTION THIS-CONTEST! Best caption wins a price and gets mentioned or something *ha*. And yes, I am serious! Send me your thoughts on this…uhmmm…situation and the one that makes me laugh the most, wins.

Moving on now!
Right before the roll-up:

And after:

Don’t know how much I like this. I mean, pretty much copying Jericho like that? If this would lead to a feud, I’d be the first to yell *hooray*, but it wont, so it’s kinda dumb.
I get the need to give the Big Show a job too, but why The Miz? He’s on a roll with his singles.career, does he really need Big Show to “help” him get on?
I hope this will not end in them 2 feuding – I’ll riot *lol*

BTW: Cole called the EC a “16ton, unsympathetic, heartless, merciless prison” <- Way to exaggerate huh?

The Miz and Big Show talked to “whatshisface” after the match and besides telling us how great this is, yadda yadda yadda, Big Show also totally stole my name (ShowMiz) and the explanation for it *lol*
Seriously, read my blog from a few weeks ago and then listen to his bit, you’ll know what I mean.
Also, I’d like to state that I did not read the name “ShowMiz” anywhere before I wrote said blog, but I did after. But yes, I know I wasn’t the only one who thought of it, but imma act like it anyway *lol* JK!

“Just Shawn” is running around backstage, yelling “Where is he?”, until he finds whom he was looking for: Teddy Long *ugh*

HBK: “Teddy”
Teddy: “Shawn”
HBK: “Ssshhh, listen to me, LISTEN! Teddy please, I need you to trade me to SmackDown”
Teddy: “What about you and DX at Wrestlemania?”
HBK: “I dont care about DX, you trade me to SD and take one of the guys out of the EC and put me in, then I can win SDEC and become Champ, then I give the Undertaker a re-match at WM and then, not only retain the Title, but finally end the undertaker’s streak. You can do this, make it happen, do it now!”

Teddy says that EC is set and he can’t change it, can’t just take one of the guys out and so on.
“Just Shawn” grabs him by the collar and H³ comes along.

H³: “What are you doing? Has this obsession gone this far? You’re willing to throw DX away huh? Your career?
HBK: “My carrer…is over”

HBK superkicks Teddy into oblivion and then -> exit stage left!

Jillian vs Gail Kim

Maryse is on commentary and the match lasts about 30 seconds. Kim wins, Maryse goes into the ring and acts all friendly with her., “May the better woman win”. They even shake hands.
In case you are curious, Maryse said the following in french (courtesy of @tobiola_ yet again, who speaks more languages than anyone I know *lol*)

“I know you won’t believe me, but you smell like garbage from 100 feet away from me!” Some more talk about bad smells and then: “”I look at you and all I see is one of those pitiful girls” and calls Gail “less than nothing”.

We see a “Hall of Fame” video hyping Ted DiBiase’s inducting. I giggled a lot during this career-highlights-video. Reminded me of a lot of good stuff.

Next we see Guest-Host-Dude, Santino and Subway-Jared. I have no idea what this was about, but at some point Kofi Kingston comes along as well and at the end, Dude decides to put all 6 EC-participants into single-matches against each other next week.

Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton

Cole calls this “though love” and I think I just threw up in my mouth a little *meh*
Sheamus walking in distracts Randy a bit and after the crossroads, Cody actually (<- I AM CHRISTIAN! As in the guy, not the religion!) wins this one *gasp* Good for him…moving on.
Sheamus beats up Orton for a minute, until Rhodes finally decides to “chase” (<- slowest “chase” ever) him off.

“whatshisface” and Dude Edwards are backstage and we are now being informed that next week on RAW, we*ll get to see the following matches:
1. Orton vs Sheamus
2. DiBiase vs Kingston
3. HHH vs Cena

*ugh* Now, while Ted vs Kofi could be pretty good, the rest does not excite me a bit.

Ted DiBiase vs John Cena

Cena, he just runs in and starts beating on Ted. He continues to do so outside and when he’s finished, gets a mic. Cena didn’t come here to have a match (<- and why would he right? It’s not like we’re watching aWrestling-show…wait? What?), addresses Batista, says he doesn’t wanna know why he beat John into a pulp, he can’t change it, “I just wanna fight”.
“Superman” calls out Batista a million times, who fails to show up *yay*
Cena wonders if Batista’s scared and adds “You should be” before moving on to addressing Vince, saying how maybe it was a business decision. He feels Vince is behind this attack, because he did call the Boss “pathetic” 2 weeks prior to them, so “If I’m not fighting Batista, I’d really wanna talk to Vince”.

Vince shows up with about 10 security-guards, Cena is getting angrier by the second, Boss decides to walk inside of the ring with no securities, talks about how he screwed Bret again and how he had nothing to do with Batista’s attack on Cena later that night.
Some talk about money, cheap-heat by dissing Luisianna and by “God” this must be one of the most boring things I ever had to write about. Not the the SL completely sucks, that aint it, but it was delivered in such a dry manor, it almost made me fall asleep *ha*
John gets cheap-pop’s by mentioning the Superbowl-win, says he’ll win the EC. He mentions how he got a chance to talk to Bret Hart last week (<- just like Borash eh) and how…I hope you’re sitting down for this…Bret wants to wrestle another match…at WM…against Vince McMahon.
As much as I am fine with that SL, I DON’T want to see that match *meh*

Vince: “No he doesn’t”
Cena: “Yes he does, here’s your chance, your moment, spotlight’s on you (<- this time, I will include that Nash/NWO-WcW-video here *ha*), WrestleMania, money or moment?”

Vince does not think that Bret want’s any of this and John continues to push him, pressure him, until finally Vince just yells, to Cena’s face, “Yes, yes, yes”.
Cena’s satisfied, but there’s one more person to tell. Vince talks shit about Bret until Bret actually shows up and attacks him from behind.
After a bit of commotion, Vince leaves, saying how he changed his mind and the answer is now “No”.
Hart destroys most of the “furnishing”, trashes the commentators table and once he’s back in the ring, RAw goes off air.
In case you were wondering about Ted DiBiase, he was never seen again after he got beat like he did. Way to build up people WWE *ugh*
Raw = lame

Let me end this with The Miz, or better said a picture of him I recently stumbled over and that made me laugh:

*ha* Doesn’t that look like the typical photoshoot-picture from those Teenage-magazines?

I won’t even bother writing about ECW, since there was nothing to write (home) about. NOTHING! Pretty much like all shows this week (<- get the title now eh *hehe*).
My usual Christian-swooning has already been taken care of on RAW, so let’s move on to SmackDown shall we? ACTUALLY, let’s swoon some more first:

SmackDown 02-12-10

Speaking of swooning,

I can see the old, hot Punk behind all that hair, which by the way is getting worse by the week. In other news, I think our Saviour has lost some weight recently (belly).

Him and Serena are holding hands during their entrance, which I am sure does not sit well with either Luke or Striker. Poor guys *aww*
When Rey comes to the ring, Striker announces that”..has the support of the entire WWE-universe” (<- …the entire wwe-universe?…No…in a small…nevermind, but he sure does not have my support).

Rey Mysterio vs CM Punk

Striker hyped Punk a little during the, very good, match, but nothing is left of the love he used to have.
Did he give up for good? I’ll keep you updated over the next few weeks.

Punk’s second baseball-slide looked retarded, his “psycho-looking-eyes make me giggle (very nice acting) and Serena either has huge boobs or her top is just cut like that *ha*
At some point CM blows a kiss in Rey’s direction…I have nothing to say…too easy eh

Serena and Luke kinda interfere, but it doesn’t work and Rey wins this with a roll-up/in. Wait? Another roll-up? Has WWE taken a pledge to end all matches with roll-up’s now?
The “lovely, diabolical Serena” (<- Striker), Luke and Punk beat up Rey a lot after that and it all ends like this:

*Hooray* fro Psycho-Punk!
BTW: That match featured some “Fuck you” – chants from the audience, that were of course edited out.

McIntyre has a new entrance theme and I think it’s boring, but whatever. I did however, for the first time, see that he has the prettiest blue eyes. Damn! Not that I dig the guy…I mean yes, his body looks good I’d say, but he aint my type AT ALL. Plus, his face is kinda weird *lol*
I tried my best to find a picture that shows his eyes, but failed, so instead, I give ya’ this:

In one of the most boring speeches ever, he tells us how he’s unstoppable and undefeated. Kane comes in, but Drew declares he much rather wants to have that match, maybe, next week.

Drew McIntyre vs Kane

As you can tell, Kane wanted it now and he got it. Match was alright, ended in a Double count-out. and I kept asking myself “Who gives a fuck?” and “Why am I seeing this?” *ugh* Another senseless “feud” brought to you by WWE… thanks a bunch!

Mickie James and a table of food *ugh* Yep, Michelle and Layla are there as well. After some talking, James slaps some cottage-cheese (or whatever) out of Michelle’s hand and it lands all over Vickie Guerrero. Mickie bails, while “Team Flawless” kiss some ass.

Mickie James vs Layla

AFter a few seconds, Vickie shows up, excuses herself a bunch of times and announces that this will now be a handicap-match.
Funniest thing about this was that when she first came out, Striker said: “There’s my Valentine” *ha* But what about Punk?
FYI: They had talked about not having Valentines earlier.

Mickie James vs Michelle McCool/Layla

Match is short and Team Annoying wins.

Next up is Batista, who technically wants to ive an explanation for his actions lately. I give you a play-by-play cause I have no idea how else to describe it to ya’.

He walks in the ring and “wahtshisface” tries to ask him questions:
He takes the mic away from him, acts like he wants to say something, look sat “whatshisface”, who then runs away real fast.
Cena-chants!
He sits on the top-rope in the corner, raises mic, nothing.
He leaves the ring, walks around the ring once, only stops to stare at a guy with a Cena-shirt.
Back in the ring, drops the mic, leaves ring, walks away.
You suck – chants!
Yells a bunch of stuff like “You want an explanation?”
Gets back in ring, grabs mic again, drops it again and leaves AGAIN!

Yep, this was all a bit weird. Not that I am complaining that the “King of Micwork” didn’t talk *lol* but .. you know.
Worst thing about it was his outfit though *argh* I bitched about that a lot on twitter, so I won’t get into it again, but believe me when I tell ya’, it was hideous.

Teddy Long *ugh* comes out and wonders, since Batista refused to compete, refused an explanation, maybe he feels like competing against EDGE next week on SmackDown.
Edge = *yay*
vs Batista = *nay*

Striker is all worked up over this: “Actions speak louder than words. What exactly is it that Batista said tonight?” (<- How about “I can’t wrestle or hold promos, so I didn’t” ? Just sayin’ )

Matt Hardy and Khali come in and Matt wishes everybody a Happy Valentines Day, also introducing (and hugging) his Valentine, Maria *another ugh*

Matt Hardy/Great Khali vs Hart Dynasty

Match was pretty boring. Striker dissed Bret some, Maria and Natalya got into it, Matt wins with a, you guessed it, roll-up, after like 2 minutes.

R-Truth vs John Morrison

I despise face-vs-face”-lets-shake-hands-before-match”-Matches.
Heel vs Heel = great
Face vs Heel = kinda the whole point
Face vs Face = BORING!

But, the match didn’t last long, because within the first minute, JoMo landed freakishly on his ankle and broke it in 3 different places!
Since he’s currently wrestling in South-America and tweeted about “walking it off”, I say: Kudos! He sure aint no pussy!

Time for some hotness, here’s Edge

Yeah, I don’t really dig the white sweater, but who cares.

“I’m out here to talk about the benefits of winning the RR and there’s a benefit a lot of people seem to look past. I mean, not only do you go on to MEWM, but the winner of the rumble does not compete in one of the most brutal career-shortening matches in WWE-history, the EC:
See, because that match, it’s a combination ol luck, skill and human ability to absorb pain (<- like watching WWE-programm huh?). There’s no prediction what can happen in that match, but the one thing I can predict, is that I will face whoever survives. Whether that’s the WWE-Champion or the WHC.
You see, potentially, I could end up facing my old buddy in RatedRKO, Randy Orton. Or I could face a guy that I faced last year at WM, John Cena. Or on the flip side of that, I could face the winner of SDEC. maybe it’s Rey Mysterio or maybe it’s the Lovechild of Brutus the Barber Beefcake and Charles Manson, CM Punk (>- THAT, made me lol).
I could potentially face, 12 different Superstars for a Championship at WM. But, I have to admit there’s one guy that stand out from the pack (<- if you thought he would talk about Jericho, you’re wrong *ha*). You see, there’s a few people who have main evented and won at WM, a select few, but there’s only one guy, who is undefeated at WM. There’s only one guy who is 17:0 at WM, and that man is the Undertaker.
But you see folks (<- he says “you see” more than Christian says “actually” huh?), it’s really out of my hands, it’s out of my hands who I’m gonna face at WM, but there is one match that I know will take place. See next week on SD, I will face Batista and Big Dave there is not another person that I would love to beat more than you…”

Jericho’s music hits. Made me smile a lot how Edge deliberately ignored him as a possibility *hehe*:

“You know Edge I find it a little ironic and maybe it’s a cobination of stupidity or arrogance or just one of the other (<- huh? and yes, he did say it like that), but it seems strange that you never mention me as a potential opponent for you at WM. But I understand the reason why,I don’t blame ya’ , I know you don’t like me and that’s because I’m a bad-luck-charm for you. When I’m around you, bad things happen Edge!”

You suck-chants!

“I was there the night you tore your Achilles tendon and I saw you writhing in pain, clutching at your heel and screaming. And I was there 7 month later when you made your return at the RR and I have to admit I don’t know what it’s like to make a triumphant return from injury because, I don’t get injured.
I just win Championships and carry this entire company on my back, because that’s what you do, when you’re the best in the world and I am the best in the world at what I do.
So let me give you a little advice and I want you to listen to me when I’m telling you this: Save yourself some grieve, give yourself a fighting chance at Wm and chose the winner of the RAWEC and stay away from me. Because in 9 days, I’m going to win the SDEC and I’m gonna walk out the World Champion (<- kinda the point aint it) and that’s a guarantee, so once again Edge, I’m telling you right to your face, man to man, stay away from me, because if you continue to provoke me, if you continue to antagonize me, bad things are going to happen to you once again. Do you understand what I’m saying (<- well, since you repeated it all about 3 times…what do you mean?).
And if you or any of these liars (<- lame insult once again) have any doubt that what I’m saying is the truth, then watch what happens tonight when I beat the *shrugs* so-called Deadman, who destroyed you at WM 2 years ago. Watch what happens, when I beat the Undertaker, tonight.”

Undertaker’s music hits, Edge stays for commentary.

Now, Edge on commentary should make me happy right? Just like that promo just now should have made me happy…but, sadly, I still think it’s all a bit serious plus I expected way more from those two.
And his commentary was all serious, not to say boring, too.

The match was not bad, these things happened:

Undertaker kicked Edge in the face, back in ring powerbombed Jericho, Edge speared Undertaker and I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it myself, Jericho PINS Undertaker for the WIN after the codebreaker!
Despite that spear, an almost clean win over the Undertaker? ANd by pinfall nonetheless? Oh wow, they are really back to pushing Jericho aren’t they?
Colour me happy

Only thing is, if Jericho indeed wins the EC and it’s him vs Edge for the Title at WM, I have that bad feeling that Chris will lose his title after only having it for a few weeks, which would suck.
Don’t get me wrong, I like Edge as a Champ, but Jericho has earned this, by pretty much running all shows in 2009. Plus, Edge’s been the Champ like 9 times or so and I think now, it’s Jericho’s turn.
But, we’ll see what they come up with right? After all, if Chris wins the EC, doesn’t the undertaker get a re-match?
Question and nothing but questions!

SD ends with a pissed off looking Undertaker and Jericho leaving the arena pretty satisfied.
SD = pretty lame

That’s all folks, I have nothing more to add. This week should have been great, but it really wasn’t. Mediocre to say the least!

One last thing: I was hoping since Christian went on RAW to test the waters, he’d show up on SD as well. He didn’t and that kinda tells us they wanna move him to RAW doesn’t it?
Man, I hope not. I much rather see him on SD!

Let’s hope I get to write about more fun/good stuff next week, otherwise there won’t be a blog…and I mean that *ha*

P.s. Quote of the week comes from Jerry Lawler, who said the following on “Superstars”: “”I can’t wait to hear all the Jerry-chants next Monday, I’m gonna stand up and take several bows!” This was of course in regard of next Monday’s Host, Jerry Springer.

P.p.s. In case you were, like me, wondering what Dolph Ziggler was up to this week, he was only on “Superstars”. Fuck WWE!