302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
yes
303. What do you feel controlled by?
money, sadly

304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
Who? Jesus? Hahaha (WWPLD)
305. What is one thing you are sure of?
my mother
306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?
alert? Do I ever? ha
307. Have you ever played in a band?
yes
308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking ‘early creatures crawled outta that’?
yes and no
309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
all thoughts were weightless
310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
some
311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you?
nope
312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you?
nope
313. If you didn’t know that people couldn’t fly do you think that you could?
I think they can do anything and nothing
314. Are you someone that others call when they’re having a problem and want to talk about it?
yes
315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
I try to interpret
316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts?
yes
317. What are your feelings about the death penalty?
An eye for an eye and the world goes blind
318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be?
There is a GOD, matter of fact, there’s 2 (Dave and Misha) and I would ask either one to marry me or at least have lots of dirty sex with me and do some sightseeing.
319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets?
Only if it wants to be found
320. What is something worth suffering for?
Bliss
321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it?
lower back?
322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature?
somewhat
323. Would you rather live simply or extravagantly?
simply with a touch of extravagance
324. Have you ever been camping?
yes
325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
very
326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
yes
327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
beautiful
328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?

329. Can you think of three adjective that do not apply to you at all?

330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email?
bit harsh eh?
331. Do you know who the current premier of China is?
yep
332. Are you very active?
depending
333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
L.A.
334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
I’d hope so
335. Is it really being ‘in love with’ someone if the other person doesn’t love you?
semantics
336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with who ever they are with at the time?
perfect in their imperfection
337. Do you know secret things?
As in?
338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have?
yes ha
339. How do you overcome your fears?
depending on the fear
340. What can you do better than anyone you know?
If I’d tell, somebody would try to out-do me
341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?
Escape sure sounds brilliant
342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?
Both in a weird and twisted way. Who cares what “they” say/think?
343. Have you ever fired a gun?
yep
344. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?
the real question is: should they?
345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?
70 free / 30 safe
346. Does safety stifle you?
not exactly
347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
War, Politicians, Intolerance, Ignorance, Power
348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated?
haha, that just made me laugh (Domestic!)
349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family?
no
350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II affect you?
it didnt
351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
I suppose
352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
some
353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
Mum
354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
I have and I would again
355. Which of the 7 deadly sins in the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?
Greed
356. Which one are you most guilty of?
No idea … none of them really?
357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself?
no
Do you try to avoid thinking?
nope
358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn’t say it first?
maybe
359. What are you the most sensitive about?
Not sure
360. What can you talk about for hours?
Music (also wrestling, entertainment, and basically everything haha)
361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
healthy balance
362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?
maybe
363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?
nope
364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?
Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid
365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?
not really
366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
no
367. Do you think it’s cheesy to paste things you didn’t write into your diary?
nah
368. What are three things that you try not to think about?
money, haters, future
369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?
anything that 2 (or more) people are in agreement about, is ok with me
370. What form of sexual protection do you use?
the pill and if needed, condoms
371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?
Much of what I have to do daily (at work) ha
372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?
yes
373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?
no
374. Do you take everything that is said literally?
hardly
375. Do you take most things others say seriously?
no
376. Do you have a quick wit?
yep
377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?
eh, not much
378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
yes
379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
very much so. S’ all about absolute tolerance
380. Are you uptight?
opposite
381. Do you sometimes do risky things?
to an extend
382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?
nah
383. Are you self-conscious?
not much
384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?
road trip! concert! events! travel! sunshine!
385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing something embarrassing?
nope
386. What is Kevin Smith’s best movie?
Clerks  or Dogma
387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
changes with mood and seasons
388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?
accept
389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?
yes
390. What do you think other people judge you to be like?
plenty of things that I am not
391. Are you quick to judge others?
no
392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
right away
393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?
a hot sunny day on the ocean
394. What is the worst fault a person can have?
to be intolerant
395. Do you have it?
never!
396. Which do you think has more impact on a person’s character, genetics or environment?
environment
397. Who was your first best friend?
Natalie
398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?
me moving away
399. Who have you read a biography about?
Too many to write them all down
400. What would your own autobiography be called?
I just kinda died for you, you just kinda stared at me

1. Who are you?
I am J., nice to meet you
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
Music = air I breath, I despise dishonesty, I am passionate
3. When you aren’t filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
Mostly, I get sidetracked
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn’t like at the time).
Out of school for years, but: Disliked Chemistry A LOT! Really like german, english, french, history
5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
To make more money, sadly
6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Anywhere but here
7. What stage of life are you in right now?
The “I am stuck”-stage
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
at times
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
Thanks
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
“Creep” and anything by the Foo Fighters
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
Nope
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
The same … I hope that’ll change
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
Most
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
Handle?
15. Which is worse…losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
Losing luggage
16. How is your relationship with your parents?
Mum = awesome, Dad = not so much
Will you miss them when they are gone?
My Mum wont ever leave, I wont let her
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
yes
18. What is the truest thing that you know?
Love
19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
Profiler or Singer
20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
I’d say no, bu I probably just cant remember. Nothing worth noting though for sure
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
Both
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
yes
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Pain tends to be easily forgotten, but I guess toothache is worse than a broken foot haha
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
My father
25. Who have you hugged today?
Nobody
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
My Mum
27. Do you have a lot to learn?
One should bever stop learning
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?
A Spanish
B French
C How to be (and stay) skinny
(or: How to cure world-hunger, maintain world-peace and create an equal oportunities world ha)
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
It really depeends. Both is quit possible. Words make you feel something, so I guess it’s what they say right?
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
Honesty, Trust,Tolerance, Love, Laughter, Understanding, Sex
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
A Visit each country of the worls once
B Live in a house by the ocean
C take care of my Mum so she never has to worry again
32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
A Hurt my Mum
B this is a dumb question really
C lol
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
world-peace
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20′s: Capone
30′s: War
40′s: more war
50′s: Building a new world
60′s: Beatles
70′s: Peace
80′s: childhood
90′s: Teenager-angst
2010′s: Not what I had planned
35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
Maybe the 80′s cause of my childhood, but really, I think I was born into the wrong time lol. 60′s and 70′s is where it’s at.
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
“I want you (She’s so heavy)” Beatles
37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?
Germany and Angela Merkel isnt really much of a leader ha!
If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?
“Stop!”
38. What’s your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
None, I’d rather watch DvD
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
I can’t even think of many villains other than the obvious “Bad Queen/Mum/blah” from Brothers Grimm’ tales, so NONE is my answer.
40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
Nope, not very big in Germany, but I did soemthing else as a kid.
41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
Fly, I get sick on boats
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
Rayleigh Scattering
43. What does your name mean?
Since you only know my nickname: It’s an abbreviation
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
Space
45. Word association
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
Air: breath
Meat: I am vegetarian
Different: everybody is
Pink: “is my favorite colour” *sings*
Deserve: Blank, sorry
White: Black
Elvis: eh
Magic: Mystery Tour
Heart: and Soul
Clash: London Calling
Pulp: Fiction
46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?
George Harrison, Winston Churchill, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, J.D.Salinger
47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?
Joschka Fischer, Dalai Lama, Dave Grohl, Paul McCartney, Barack Obama
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
There’s at least 5-10 movies I love THAT much
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
5 books and an iphone (yes, I’ve decided there will be a plug to charge it)
50. Have you ever saved someone’s life or had your life saved?
Yes, I did. When I was a child I saved another girl from drowning
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words…
Fruitgoogle: Blindly hoping into the friut-section in a store and make fruit-salad out of the things you grabed
Ambytime: The time I spend answering 5000 Questions
Asscactus: A cactus (not Jack) that is antisocial
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
a bracelet I think
53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Schnuffel, my stuffed animal (bunny)
54. How many TV’s are in your house?
2
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
Take pictures
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
Happy
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
I think so
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
Nope
59. What is your idea of paradise?
House by the ocean, no more worries, Mum living close by there, love, music
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
No
61. Do you believe in Hell?
I work there haha
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven’t?
On stage at a Audioslave-gig
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
I have no idea
64. Are you a patient person?
Eh, sometimes I can be, but in general, not really ha
65. What holiday should exist but doesn’t?
Internatonal “We finally made world peace possible”-day
66. What holiday shouldn’t exist but does?
All, since I dont care about any of them
67. What’s the best joke you ever heard?
Can never remember them
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
Concert
69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
Dyed
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
Up front
71. What is under your bed right now?
Nothing but dust
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
Anywhere but here
73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
No, but I dont drive way slow either
74. What is the world’s best song to dance to?
Too many!
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
Cant remember
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
WB
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
I dont go to zoo’s
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
yes, but not in the “traditional” sense
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
We’d probably start rotating
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
Travel
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
Say what? I’d say the write to ask dumb questions (Kidding!)
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
Equator
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
Tv – music is essential
84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
Being a good person
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
Care Bears
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
Animal-cruelty
87. What was the last thing you paid for?
Food
88. Are you a coupon clipper?
No
89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
Supernatural Season 5 and such
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class…dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
dancing
91. In Star Trek people ‘beam’ back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person’s memories. So…
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
Star Trek? Really? Firefly is so much better
92. What insects are you afraid of?
The only thing I am afraid of are spiders
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
Again, too many
94. What’s the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
I dont own many eccentric things, so maybe my original 70′s shirt ? Lame-central
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
Noodles and sauce
96. What are your parents interested in?
Plenty…did you really expect me to list it all? lol
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
Nope
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
Yep, my ex-boyfriend ha
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
Plans that are wishes
99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
Music, sun, beach, wind, bliss
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
I only need one thing: a hotel

Now, it is time to speak again. Unlike my silly and girly reviews, this will just be me stating my opinion about the things going on in WWE right now, or better, the things I think are not going on ha.
It’s a blog purely written out of need to vent and basically scream my opinion in everybody’s face. Will it do any good? Course not! Will I feel better after? Probably!
Do I want feedback? Yes please

Let’s cut right to the chase: Last Sunday, at Extreme Rules, we all got to witness something that we almost had given up on … Christian on top of the world!
I had hoped WWE would decide to finally let him have one of the major titles and finally, after years and years, they did. I was insanely happy…actually, that might still be an understatement.
Ever since his debut had I waited for this moment, as I am sure many “Peeps” have, not to forget Christian himself too. It was one of these rare moments, when even a long-time fan like me, grins like an idiot and possibly jumps up and down like an idiot.
Not that I would ever do such a thing

It is very hard for the WWE to impress us folks that have been around for years, for various reasons really. One major reason for this is that there’s no more long storylines anybody can invest any feeling in. We can thank the “Attitude Era” for making everything seem so “real”, stories hardly matter anymore.
Well, actually they do, but WWE seems to have forgotten.
In the fast-paced world of WWE, with 10-12 PPV’s a year, there’s no time for long drawn-out plans … unless they involve The Rock and John Cena. Actually, one could almost speculate that this match being announced one year prior is Vince’ way to shut all of us sharing that opinion up haha.

BUT (you know there’s always a but): Dont you guys remember how long HBK waited for his first WWE Championship? ANd how long it took him to face Bret Hart? The “Boyhood-dream” storyline went on for many month before Bret and Shawn ever had a match and for me, as a HBK-fan, the moment when he finally won that title, was so big, I actually had tears in my eyes (you can possibly blame some of that on the hormons of a teenager too haha).
I know the same about wrestling now then I knew back then: It is scripted, yes, I know, but if you build something up for so long and allow the fans, me, to invest emotions in it, the result is that we actually care. Even the “IWC”.

I digressed, as usual haha.
What I am trying to say is: I’ve waited so long for Christian to win that Title, I invested feelings and cared more than I cared about any title-reign in a long time. And I am sure most if not all “Peeps” would agree.

I was looking forward to watching SmackDown … and I mean REALLY looking forward. I knew Christian’s speech would be awesome and I wanted to celebrate with him.
I usually try to stay away from spoilers for the most part, but there’s certain things one can’t avoid … unless you dont follow any wrestling-fans on twitter or stay of the internet from Wednesday morning (I live in Germany, so SD-tapings for me end in the am) until Friday evening.

This week was one of those cases. The outrage was all over my timeline, coming from Jeff Katz, Dave Lagana and numerous “Peeps”.

The question is, why? What caused all these fans to get so mad, some even vowed to never watch WWE again?
I’ve seen tweets and such, where people stated that they hate the fact that now, Cena and Orton are both champions and I get that. Both superstars get shoved down our throat so damn much, it’s likely one get’s sick of it.
But was that the reason? I think not.

I believe what ticked us all of was the fact that, when finally, after 17 years, after being an excellent performer at all times, Christian won that WHC and we all wanted it to last, wanted to be able to see him run with it, bake in that light for as long as possible, it was taken away from us,  taken away from him.
His first title-win was tarnished.

Christian, of course, is a professional and has not commented, and for the sake of his career, I hope he never will (almost certain, as he never does). Actually, I was more than surprised to see Randy Orton going on about it on twitter.
He received some hate-tweets and whatnot, which I think is silly. It’s not like he writes the show. The guys just do what they’re told to do and, much like John Cena, it is not his fault how WWE portrays him.
Both Cena and Orton are Vince’ top-dogs and probably will be for a long time, whether you like it or now. Both are great superstars, if only WWE wouldn’t make us gag on them on a daily basis. Talking about over-exposure here.

Back on topic: I am well aware that Christian vs Orton is gonna happen, as much as I am aware of the fact that their match on SmackDown was pretty damn good.
I’d also like to think that this means Christian might turn heel and by God, Heel-Christian reeks of awesomeness.

BUT (yep, you guessed it): Couldnt WWE do this differently? Did they really HAVE TO take the title away from him THIS quick? Maybe he’ll win it again, but that very first time, has been ruined, for whatever reason, and that is what made everybody so mad.
Fans feel like Christian has been over-looked for many years, and when the fans saw that, yet again, he wasnt coming out on top in the end, they got mad, we felt cheated.
The fact that it was Orton just contributed.

You didn’t hear an outcry like this when Miz lost his title at Extreme Rules did you? Even though fans have been cheering him instead of Cena for weeks. Yeah, people might be sick of seeing Cena with the title, but there was no outrage, but more of a huge consensual *YAWN*
And as matter of fact, I hadn’t “heard” an outcry like this in a LONG time.

I especially loved how some people tried to say that, since the audience voted for Orton, they were the ones to blame. It made me smile. If anybody out there still believes WWE let’s the fans decide ANYTHING, bless ‘em.

Speaking of which: WWE does not listen to their fans, which is really their biggest problem right now. One could say that there’s still enough people spending their money, so WWE doesn’t have to worry about the voices of a few, but with ratings and PPV-buys down, I think it might be time to get that hearing-aid out.

The concept they’re working with has done it’s time and is now outdated. Too many PPV’s, not enough storylines, no reason to invest feelings and guys with potential are being held down for reasons I will possibly never understand, while guys who share their charisma with a potted plant, get pushed into oblivion … with the exception of Alberto Del Rio, who is indeed great and deserves it all.

But what about guys like Wade Barrett? Daniel Bryan? Zack Ryder? Dolph Ziggler? Swagger? McIntyre? Countless others! And don’t even get me started on how much I hated how the awesomeness that is CM Punk was portrayed in that feud with Orton … did he really have to lose every single match clean? Really?

And what about Christian? What about Captain Charisma? If Randy Orton can not be beat, does he even stand a chance to win or do we already know how that will end?
I am sure the feud itself will be great, if not the feud of the year (if it happens that is haha), but doe that mean that Christian will finally be considered a main-eventer when the smoke has cleared?

For me, there’s only very few reasons left to watch WWE. It’s been like that for a while now, but it is becoming more and more frustrating. The main reason I still tune in, is the guys … the guys in my personal Top 10.
And K harm A, her arrival excites me.

But that’s about it. Loyalty, the guys and a possibility that the Diva-matches may become bearable again. Outlook: gloomy!

Who am I kidding, I will quiet possibly always watch WWE, sometimes more, sometimes less.
Just like I still watch TNA (and believe me, it aint easy), like I watch ROH (or used to, before they vanished of television) and just like I used to watch WcW, ECW.
But I’d like to be able to watch an entire show without hitting the fast-forward-button in the near future.

Maybe @thefightinggeek’s new project will bring back the excitement I am missing. I’ve been plugging it on twitter, even donated a little cash, despite being broke haha.
Why? Because I am part of that “internet wrestling community” that complains about WWE/TNA a lot, so I now need to put my money where my mouth is.
Will this be as great as it should be? I have absolutely no idea! All I know is that Jeff Katz loves wrestling as much as I do, wants change as much as I do and if anybody can make it happen at the moment, it is him. Join the wrestling-revolution!

Here’s hoping I’ll love it!

I’ve been rambling on and on, even though this was supposed to be about Christian really lol. Forgive me, wrestling does that to me

If you don’t know … now you know … cause that’s how I roll

Headline is the name of a song, from my favourite Band, the Foo Fighters and the road I am referring to is of course the “Road to Wrestlemania”.
Why “ruin”? Well, I am still not sure about that card.
I am happy to see Jericho/Edge and “Money in the Bank”, but I am also kinda “scared” I wont like the winners of those too much. Knowing WWE, they’re gonna do the exact opposite of what I would like *ha*
And the rest? *meh* Not really jumping up and down with excitement here.
Yes, HBK vs Undertaker will probably rule, but, it’s not that we havent seen this one last year right? I still think it was too soon and if at all they wanna bring it, they should have had this lingering about all year, not just now (HBK never talked about it again until Slammy’s remember? *duh*).
Cena vs Batista? <- No, just NO!
Bret vs Vince? <- Can not imagine this being any good. Bret is in no shape – period! But I would like to have them proof me wrong – really!
Sheamus vs H³? <- DILLIGAF?
ShowMiz vs JoMo/RTruth? I’d rather see Miz vs JoMo, really!
Orton vs Chip vs Chap <- could be good, if Ted get’s that push!
Did I forget anything? Oh well, ya’ll got the point right…

Anyway, RAW starts with a promo by the Undertaker, who is sooner or later joined by HBK, who is quite possibly wearing the most hideous shirt this side of Batista *ugh*
Lots of “for one year”-talk <- HUH? How about 4 weeks? Like I said, we didn’t hear about this till just recently *hmpf*
HBK see’s fear in the Undertaker’s eyes, I only see this:

*shrugs*

Undertaker see’s pitiful desperation, talks about some black cloud over HBK’S head and man, am I distracted by this hideous shirt.
I am also distracted by the following thought: Will we see “War of the prosthesis” at Wrestlemania 31?

HBK wants the match to be “no count out or DQ” and “So it shall be Shawn” <- Huh? No last name? Taker’s getting personal eh.

Don’t get me wrong, those 2 still deliver great promos, but you already know why I don’t like this too much. Plus, that SHIRT *ha*
Great videos from WWE though, concerning those 2 and their never-ending-feud.

My guess? Undertaker over HBK, who will then take a long break before coming back (end career my ass!)

HBK walks up the ramp, just to turn around and have a staredown with UT <- right, why do that in ring when you can do it on ramp right? Yeah!

Next, the Diva’s Champion taps out in a Six-”Man”-Tag-Team-Match! WTG WWE! That’s how you build up your Champions *thumbs up* RiCOCKulous

BTW: Lawler and Cole are quite silly today, kinda amusing *ha*

Backstage we see Criss Angel (Host), Hornswoggle and you might have guessed it, the Bella’s . Jillian also appears. I couldn’t care less.

ShowMiz are on their way to the ring and Miz cuts a promo all the way to it *hehe*

Why WWE never made that Miz/JoMo – split a bigger storyline in beyond me..REALLY! Never understood why and most importantly, who fucked that one up?
Of course now, when they have a chance to use it again, they’re not … no words.

Matter of fact that whole match against RT/JoMo has no storyline period! I am not surprised by this, but disappointed nonetheless.

ShowMiz vs RT/JoMo ends in a DQ for Morrison and Truth, which they did on purpose. JoMo even got on the mic *ahhh*

After a brief interview with Cena backstage, Evan Bourne thanks Criss Angel for putting him in a “MitB-Qualifying-Match” against Regal later on.

Regal and his (slightly annoying) Rookie show up as well.
“I see you in the ring Sunshine” <- and here I thought Christian was the light of his life *sad face*

Criss does a little trick and the entire time I am screaming, at least in my head and on twitter: REGAL FOR GM!

Randy Orton vs Chip ‘N’ Dale

Pretty good match, lots of “Randy”-chants, and HOLY SHIT: DiBiase over Orton! <- they’re actually pushing Ted aren’t they? Well, that’s a – ok with me *ha*
Rhodes beats on Randy some more as well  – cause he’s jealous that he aint getting pushed as well *hehe*

Batista claims to not get involved in Cena’s match vs Vince later tonight – right!
Funny, Batista is almost entertaining as Heel – almost! And not in the ring of course!

The award for most boring promo of the night goes to: Hunter & Sheamus, right before they start beating on each other. Couldn’t tell ya’ what this was about, as I paid no attention at all.

Criss Angel and Santino are backstage, with another trick from Angel and some “boring” chants from inside the arena.

MitB-Q.-Match
W.Regal vs E.Bourne

Kinda glad that Regal lost, this way he can fully concentrate on his new role as GM soon

Match was ok, glad to see Evan win, pissed about Regal never winning anymore period. Plus, match was way to short, which also means that Regal got beat in like 2 mins *hmpf*

Oh yeah, did I mention that Christian was on commentary during this match *swoons*

BTW: Boy seemed a littler hyper, as he talked faster than ever *lol*

Criss Angel comes out to introduce Vince & Cena.

J.Cena vs V.McMahon

I could have easily lived without the last 13 minutes of RAW. Ruined an average show and made it a bad one *lol* No seriously, it was kinda bad.

Vince (who looks more and more like a cartoon) makes this a “Gauntlet-Handicap-Match”, brings in different opponents for Cena to face as well as facing him:

1.Kozlov *ugh*
2.McIntyre
3.Swagger *Huh?*
4.Henry *ugh*

Vince makes it a “No DQ”-match now, Henry doesn’t want to hit Cena with the ringbell that the Boss got for him, Vince pushes Henry, gives him the bell,tells him to do it, Batista run’s in and spears Henry, Kofi run’s in to help (Huh? Guess they don’t have Sl’s for him right now eh), get’s beat up too, Cena get’s beat, Vince win’s, Batista stands above Cena, RAW is finished.

NXT

Just my thoughts, no play-by-play.

White ropes are really distracting!

Miz vs DB/BD is very entertaining, but I sure hope Miz get’s the upper hand soon, cause this kinda makes him look like a complete douche – losing to Rookie and all.

Can you guess what I am looking at? *ha*

Heath Slater beats Carlito – which is great cause it made Christian smile a lot *ha* but another Rookie beating a Pro? Way too soon for all that.

Justin Gabriel is my new favourite Rookie!

Punk “hating” on his Rookie like that makes me laugh.

(^^^picture from last week.)

^^^Mid-codebreaker-pictures rule!

So, let’s move on to the A-show shall we *ha*
SmackDown…starts with Rey Mysterio, his wife and 2 Kids, who are on their way to the ring. I already know where this is going and therefor like to state: Usually, I HATE FAMILY-ANGLES! and this one is no different.

Rey get’s on the mic, talks a lot, has obviously not improved his mic-work at all and then sings “Happy Birthday” with the crowd to his daughter, who is celebrating her 9th Birthday today.

Punk’s music hits and the SES is here to safe us from the boredom. Punk challenges Rey to a match tonight, calls him a coward a lot and WOW, did Mysterio’s daughter act great during all this or what? Way better actress than Daddy already. Loved it!

The crowd almost starts chanting “You suck”, but then realize it might not be appropriate when children are around. Sure made me giggle.
Not that there wouldn’t be any under age children in the crowd at ALL events right *hehe*

All this end’s with Rey leaving, since he’s protecting his family and Punk doing an awesome job at being creepy as fuck when singing “Happy Birthday”.

Reminded me a bit of this:

The Miz is on his way to the ring, accompanied by DB/BD and by “God”, I love how that announcer pronounces “The Miz”.

“John Morrison and R-Truth think they can come to MNRAW and embarrass the last truly great Tag Team…REALLY? They think they’re gonna go to Wrestlemania 26 and win our unified Tag-Team-Championships…REALLY? I have a question: Do you all think they can beat us? *crowd chants* REALLY? … REALLY?
Well, tonight the Big Show is going to show John Morrison just what he can do and right now I’m gonna show R-Truth exactly what I can do and together, at WM 26, we will proof that we are the most dominant force in Sports-Entertainment!
Because we’re ShowMiz…and we’re…AWESOME!” <- that just sounded strange.

The Miz vs R-Truth (w/Otunga)

The match was…uhmmm…not that great. It ended with DB/BD throwing Miz’ legs off the ropes when he was trying to (illegally) pin RT like that. Miz was distracted (<- Was HBK in the crowd wearing that shirt again? *lol*) and Truth got the pin over him. *hmpf*
DB/BD also applauded RT’s every move during the match *ha*

So Miz lost yet another match and I am out of ways to describe how much the booking in WWE annoys me.

Strikerism: “über-confident” and “Really Dude?”

We see a video hyping WM/Undertaker vs HBK and Striker tells us: “If you’re an adult, find a child…” <- made me laugh. He was really taking about Kids being all excited for this.

Drew McIntyre meets up with Teddy Long backstage (<- why is he still in WWE?) and informs him that his 3rd (!) MitB-Qualifying-Match tonight, will be a “Winner-takes-all”Macth, which means his Title will be on the line.

Drew McIntyre vs Aaron Bolo (?)

Don’t feel bad, nobody has ever heard of that dude before. Drew wins in under 2 minutes and is therefor going to WM.

Let’s take a look at who else will be in that match (so far): Christian, Kane, Shelton, Swagger, Bourne, Hardy, Ziggler, MVP and McIntyre. 9 (!) people so far and if you wanna believe the dirt sheets, #10 is about to be announced as well.

Christian for MitB!!! If not, than at least Ziggler please – but I really…REALLY want Christian to win! And then, I’d like him to turn and feud with Jericho and Edge or something *lol*

Big Show vs John Morrison

BOOORING!
Poor JoMo, you can’t just take wrestling away from him by slowing him down like that – it’s all he’s got (<- no mic-skills) *ha*

Big Show wins *meh*

Sidenote: Striker & Grisham made me giggle a lot during this match, but especially at the very beginning. Silly boys *ha*

WWE is hyping “Women history month” (in the US) and yep,I am sure that’s what feminists had in mind: lingerie-pillow-fight-”matches” *lol*
I am just kidding – of course all this feminists were in reality dreaming of seeing half-naked beautiful women on demand.

Ok, enough silliness now…but oh wait… here’s Teddy Long and Tiffany (whom I still like somehow) and even better, now Vickie’s here too *sarcasm*
She announces a match between Tiffany and McCool.

The Hart Dynasty (well, at least the boys) vs Cryme Tyme

Striker is being “übersilly” again (CRYME TYME), the match last about half a second before the lights go out and…surprise surprise, Undertaker is in the ring, beating up all four man with various moves and holds.

Striker calls him the “once in a lifetime Superstar” <- Huh? In Taker’s lifetime? Well, he can’t be more than once then or can he? Whatever, I just thought it sounded a bit weird.

RAW-rebound! Why the hell are there never any SD-rebounds on RAW? The have look back’s, but no rebound – so why do I have to watch this shit over and over again *hmpf*

Michelle McCool (with Layls & Vickie G.) vs Tiffany

Ends like this: Vickie pushes Tiffany, all beat up Tiffany, Beth runs in and beats up bad girls, looks at Vickie, grins, let’s her go at first, but then clotheline’s her, beats on her a bit and raises Tiffany’s hand in the air.

I’ve waited for Beth’ turn, cause we all knew it was coming right, but like this? Mmh…let’s see what they’ll make of it.

Kane vs Luke Gallows

Really!
Kane get’s DQ’ed and the get’s a “Go to sleep” as well.
Rey run’s in and starts fighting with Punk outside the ring until Punk runs away.

^^^ Mr. Mischief

^^^ Cool pic of that hideous finisher (BRING BACK THE PEPSI PLUNGE!)

FINALLY, THE HIGHLIGHT REEL, HAS COME BACK TO…eh, you get my point right *haha*

Chris Jericho and Edge are in the ring now, looking hot *hehe*

Chris: “I see you have this smile on your face Edge, is something funny to you right now?”

Edge: “Actually, there is something funny Chris. You know you got this show, that is called the ‘Highlight Reel’, yet it seems the only highlight that keeps happening between you and I is…I keep hitting you with this move,…it’s this move that I do and I can’t really remember the name”

Some people in crowd yell SPEAR, Edge asks what this move is called again and some more people yell SPEAR. One more time – entire arena finally got it and yell’s SPEAR *ha*

Chris: “Now that actually is quite humerus Edge (<- I thought so too). You got all this sheep chanting for you. Egde you’re wimp…Oh yeah mindless drones on the drop of the dime…spear spear…but that’s fantasy and I only deal in reality (<- oh man, you don’t know in how many of my fantasies…uhm…nevermind) .
Edge, I am an honest man and I always tell the truth and the truth is this: You and I could have been one of the greatest Tag Teams in WWE history, but then you had to go and selfishly get hurt.
But that’s always what happens to you, you get to the cusp of greatness and then you get injured. Neck injuries, shoulder injuries, leg injuries.
As a matter of fact, when I was stealing the show against Shawn Michaels at WM 19, right here in this city, you were sitting at home watching!
And then you missed the next WM after that…how many days, month, years have you missed, due to injury?
Do you know, what I was doing, while you were home licking your wounds? Do you know what I was doing?”

Edge: “Losing! *ha* Mainly losing Chris! Yeah you talk about WM 19 here in Seattle, but you lost to Shawn Michaels. At WM 20, you lost to Christian…

Chris: “No no no no no no no … what I was doing is something that you will never do. I was forging a Hall-of-fame, unprecedented, unparalleled career as the greatest performer of my generation. That’s what I was doing. Yeah! And I was doing it injury-free.”

Edge: “What’s your point Chris? What is your point? Have I been injured in the past? Yep, guilty as charged. I’ve been injured. Do you wanna know why? 
Because I only know how to do this job one way. I take risks. At Wm, I dived of off 20 foot ladders (<- ah, make that 50 *lol* love the exaggeration in Wrestling *STEEL*). I have jumped, face first, into flaming tables (<- Why anyone would do that is a mystery to me till this very day). I have landed in thumbtacks. I take risks, that’s what I do.
Has my style taking years off of my career? Yeah I bet it has, but I face adversity and I do it without fear (<- totally rhymes with SPEAR *ha*).
I don’t have any regrets Chris Jericho (<- uh oh, last names, means he’s serious now *ha*).
And I tell you what, at WM, I’m gonna take whatever risk I have to take in order to get back my WHC again.”

Chris: “Well you’ve already taken risks Edge, you’ve taken a lot of risks, especially when you agreed to face me at WM  (<- Agreed? Thought it was Edge’s idea all along…Chris been hit in the head too much or what *he*), because I told you bad things happen to you when I am in the ring and I’ve told you, you were nothing more than a fraud.
You don’t know success, you never succeeded in anything on your own. The best you’ve ever done was when you were with Vickie Guerrero!”

Edge: “Touchè! You know everybody has that girlfriend that they regret having…you all do, I know it *points at crowd* for me it’s Vickie G., for you, it’s the Big Show!
But Chris, I do take risks! Calculated risks! And at WM, I’m gonna take those risks and I’m gonna beat you for the WHC!”

Chris: “Let me repeat to you what I just said: You should have stayed away from me! Bad things happen to you when I’m around! I was there when you tore your Achilles tendon, I saw how much pain you were in, I asked the Doctor how long you’re supposed to be out and he said ’8 month, 9 month, a year’, but you came back at the RR, after only 6 month, what a courageous, gutsy performance…oh yeah give him a hand oh sure sure 6 month (<- *to crowd*). You rushed your recovery, you came back and it paid of, you won the RR!
But that’s gonna cost you, because I don’t think you’re fully healed Edge (<- I was waiting for that since the feud started – HA I knew it!). I don’t think you were ready to come back.
I think you’re so buys shamelessly pandering to all these hypocrites, that you’re forgetting that you’re still injured!
And I know that you and all the sheep would like to see the end of WM with Edge standing strong, confetti falling from the sky, pompous circumstance, everybody chanting your name, but once again,the reality is this: At WM, I’m going to beat you and on top of that, I’m going to hurt you and I’m gonna send you home for another 6 month and that’s a guarantee!”

Edge: “You know something Jericho (<- uh oh), I’m gonna do something at WM too, I’m gonna make you an EX WHC and I’m gonna do it, after I hit you, with a SPEAR!”

As you might have guessed by now, that last SPEAR was enough SPEARS for SPEAR-hating Jericho and so he just hit Edge with that mic…and with one of the weakest hits I’ve seen in a while *lol*

Chris then hit Edge with the evil barstuhl…which looked even worse than that fake-ass-weak-hit-with-mic did *haha*
He kicks the Rated-R-Superstar some more, takes off his STEEL-jacket (<- in WWE, everything is made out of steel right) and starts beating Edge with that.
Not having enough of foreign objects just yet, Jericho tries to throw the seemingly defenseless Edge face first into the Jeritron Shawn-Michaels-style!
But, Edge is fighting back and after a mean DDT (<. I think, not sure) tries to do the inevitable: SPEAR the hell out of his former partner.
Jericho, being a smart man, knew what was coming (<- just like about everybody that was watching did) and hits Edge with his WHC-belt instead. 

Chris is gazing at his enemy, laying there helplessly and grabs a mic to start an anger-filled chant: SPEAR SPEAR
SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR
Getting down on his hands and knees, lingering only inches away from Edge’s face, he delivers a last SPEAR on his long-lost friend, before he get’s back up, towering over his battered victim, raising the belt high in the sky.
At  this point, we leave the bloodcurdling scene for good.

*lol* Ya’ll dig my über-dramatic style? Sorry, I was just having fun here…hehe. This feud needs a bit more drama and fun

I am so happy Jericho got the “win” this time. Edge always beats him down, or more accurately spears him and we are left with a weak” Jericho. No this time, thankfully.
What use is an awesome feud, if only one of the opponents is build up strong?

Anyway, the week in WWE wasn’t so bad I’d say – we’ve had plenty worse *ha*

It’s already Thursday, so I could continue writing about this week’s RAW and NXT *lol* But I’ll leave that for the next blog.
And if you’re not down with that, I’ve got 2 words for ya’: HELL YEAH!

I’d like to wrap this up with my “weirdest picture of the week”, which is really REALLY living up to its title:

*lol*
Dolph Ziggler on promotion tour in Istanbul/Turkey!

Ah, fuck it, I’m in a good mood for some reason, so here’s a blast from the past – featuring the “3 blonde Canadians” and some other Dude

^^^Worst dye-job EVER!

~Fin~

Anyway, are you wondering what I am really…REALLY pissed about?

Hurricane Helms

Yep, they dared to let one of my favourite guys go! *pffft*
They also kicked out Paul Burchill and Maria and I am sure there’s more to come, since it’s spring and all and we are one roster short now.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I am the first to admit that the entire roster is HUGE and there’s just way to much “Talent” in WWE.
So yes, please fire about 30% – but please, leave the “Talents” that actually deserve that name alone will ya’ !
How many guys are running around with no gimmick, no charisma, no mic-ability and in worst cases, no wrestling-moves? How many?
I don’t wish unemployment on anybody – period – but there are quite a few guys who are just lingering around, wasting time and IF anybody should be fired, shouldn’t it be them instead?

I know, not everybody loves Helms as much as me and my friends do – but even the biggest Hater has to admit that there’s quite a few worse in WWE!
Burchill has never found his place and I was never a fan, BUT, he is by far better than a few others as well.
Maria? Never liked her – I can even go as far as saying I couldn’t care less, BUT there’S Divas worse than her too – just maybe not in my taste, but from an objective pov.

Again, I do not wish for anybody in this world to lose their job (besides my boss maybe, but hey, I am only human *ha*), but I ain’t afraid to name people either:

Chris Masters (just bad! Will never understand why they re-hired him)
Carlito (not cause he’s bad, but I seriously doubt he will ever “make it”)
Hornswoggle (Do I really need to explain?)
Mark Henry (uhm…yeah)
Primo (I really like him, seriously, but he’s not going anywhere, sadly)
Alicia Fox
Bella’s

I could go on, but I am sure you’re catching my drift here.
There’s a ton of Talent being used wrong or not used at all, just like there’S a bunch of guys/gals who should have left long time ago.
Oh yeah and in case ya’ haven’t heard yet, Referee Scott Armstrong got fired as well. Huh? See, I come from a time where it still mattered a bit who was Referee (aka the Hebner-times), so to me, this is kinda weird. He wasn’t a bad Referee, just like none of them really are, plus, he was the ONLY Ref all of us knew about nowadays, thanks to his “feud” with Punk.
So either, he did something backstage that we are not aware of, or WWE is just full of shit *lol*.

Who will be next in the “annual spring-cleaning”? I have no idea – just a few guesses, that I rather not share, but I am sure we will see a few more go before the Draft (or right after, like K…Anderson last year *duh*).
BTW: Has anyone seen Charlie Haas lately?

UPDATE: About an hour or so after I wrote this ^^^ , WWE announced the release of Haas! So, nevermind my question ok *ha*

To honour the departure of one of my all-time-favourites, “Sugar Shane Helms”, here’s a video and a picture:

^^^Never fails to make me *lol*

Hope we’ll get to see you on Tv again, in about 90 days – at least you can say you’re working Mondays then

*fingers crossed*

SmackDown

Much like RAW, SD starts with giddy-as-fuck Jericho *ha* but he’s also a bit mad, because Edge was mean to him

“I am the WHC! I am the WHC!
And after 15 month of clawing, scraping and scratching my way, I have finally returned to where I belong, standing in this ring, with this title in my hands.
I want you to zoom in on what it says right there (<- said to camera-man of course), Chris Jericho, WHWC!

And last Monday night was supposed to be my inauguration ball, it was my party and it was  a chance for all of you failures to bask in my successes. A chance for you to glorify me, glorify my abilities, glorify my achievements, give me the respect that I deserve – do you understand what I’m saying to you right now?
But unfortunately, that didn’t happen, cause that was taken away from me by Edge…and I didn’t deserve that..I din’t deserve it … I did not deserve it…I didn’t deserve it!”

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME

(^^^Notice how this only fits so well with his music *lol* Maybe I should do that with everybody from now on anyway *mmh*)

Edge:
“You know Chris, as much as I hate to do this, I gotta come out here and I have to congratulate you. I do, I mean, no really I do, he…you walked in the EC and you walked out with the WHC, you did it, you did it.”

CJ:
“Of course I did it Edge cause I’m the best in the world at what I do!”

Egde:
“No Chris, you’re the best in the world at getting speared by me (<- OMG, I have the most perverted pictures in my head right now *ewww*lol* And it almost looked like Chris was about to laugh as well – go check it out).
Ok, you beat The Rock and SCS Austin in one night *spear*! You beat Shawn Michaels in his own match *spear*! You beat 3 WWE Hall-of-Famers in one night at WM last year *spear*spear*!
You beat the Undertaker twice *spear*spear*spear*!
You walked into the EC and you walked out with the WHC *spear*spear*spear*spear*spear*spear*spear*spear*spear*spear*spear*spear*spear*! (<- lol, I am so easy to entertain sometimes)
And Chris, I have a feeling that those spears aren’t just getting to you physically. *crowd spear-chants* I have a feeling that those spears are getting to you mentally!
Because I see doubt in the world Leaders eyes.
No, you can’t even look at me. Look at, look at me! You don’t think you can beat me, do you Chris?”

CJ:
“Of course I can beat you Edge!”

Edge:
“Oh no no no no, talk a big game, but I see it Chris, I see the doubt in your eyes. I have a feeling that the last thing you see before you go to sleep at night, you see my face (<. I think all the inappropriate jokes have been made on twitter already *ha*). I think you wake up in the morning before you go get your coffee, you see me.
I got a feeling Chris that I am in your head, all nightmare long.
Here’s the thing Chris, I want you at your best at WM. I don’t want any excuses. I don’t want your whining and complaining. I want you to live up to your claim, being the best in the world at what you do.
Cause here’s the thing Chris, if you aren’t that guy, if you come to WM with that doubt in your eyes, with that doubt that’s lingering in your heart, guess what’s gonna happen?”
*more crowd spear-chants*
“They guessed it! One more spear and it’s all over!” (<- this feud better last longer than one more spear and one damn PPV or I’ll riot for sure *ha*)

CJ:
“You will never spear me again!” (<- somehow, I kinda prefer these mental-images to the one Vince always gives us *lol*).

Chris then punches Edge and, you might have guessed it, get’s speared after a failed attempt of the “Codebreaker” *hmpf*
Glad we’re back to making Chris look weak again *rolls eyes*

BTW: Since the crowd was so great *raises The J.’s eyebrow*, WWE had to turn the volume up again every time they “chanted”!

^^^Notice something about Jericho’s facial expression here? No? OK, let me help you with a picture from NXT then:

And? Nothing?
Ok, then I shall show you what my first thought was when seeing these pictures:

Get it now *lol* And don’t even try to tell me you don’t see it

Triple-Threat-MitB-Qualifying-Macth
John Morrison vs R-Truth vs Dolph Ziggler

How does JoMo still wrestle with his foot hurt? I don’t get it!
RT is accompanied by D.Otunga, which is a good idea really to get those Rookies some exposure. Sad that not more guys are doing this.
Ziggler over RT, after “Starshippain” from JoMo. Good match! And a huge *Hooray* for Ziggler going to MitB – I hope that’s that push we’ve been waiting for!
Ziggler’s head hit the ring all ill-looking, but I guess he was fine since I haven’t heard anything about it. *ouch*

Before:

After:

Can you guess what I have noticed in the first picture?

It starts with a P and ends with ENIS *lol* Man, that boy needs some different pants – can somebody tweet him this please *lol*

BTW: I don’t think anybody will ever be able to top Punk’s “surprise-cash-in-moment(s)”. How? Sure would love Christian to try though *haha*

Womens-Championship-Title-Match
Mickie James vs Michelle McCool
Special Referee Vickie Guerrero (and her sagging boobs *ugh*)

Match wasn’t horrible, but not great of course. Vickie never counted right, slapped James in the face and then Michelle became the new Champion *bleh*

Striker talking about the “wigwam of shame” was weird.

MitB-Qualifying-Match
Drew McIntyre vs Kane

This had me going crazy. I ma not a huge fan of either, but I respect them and know they used to be/are going to be good.
BUT, I said it before and I’ll say it again: I just don’t want to see those 2 in a match again for at least one year!
Also: KANE BEAT DREW CLEAN!!! WHAT? I said…WHAT?
Unbelievable! Drew is the IC-Champ and Kane, who could not for the life of him beat Drew a week ago at EC, beats him with no problem on a weekly.
I don’t get it..what is WWE thinking? Oh yeah, as usual, they’re not *argh*

The Miz is on SD tonight, which makes me happy (and I know at least 2 more Ladies who think so too *ha*)
Apparently him and Big Show are a little bored with their usual opponents, Henry/MVP and so he’s here to address Teddy Long and to ask for Opponents.
(BTW: Did you hear how he got introduced? The way the announcer said THE MIZ? *lol* Loved that!)

He does his usual routine “I’m the Miz and I’m awesome” and Striker’s ears hurt.

Teddy Long shows up and after 1 “Playa” and 1 “Holla”, announces that since Miz is here alone today, he’ll face Edge later *swoon*

I’m kinda scarred that the weight of all these belts will be too much for him sooner or later *lol*

MitB-Qualifying-Match
Shelton Benjamin vs CM Punk (w/SES)

Guess Shelton is on SD now *ugh* …whatever.
Nice match, until Mysterio shows up, pulls Luke down from ring, distracts Punk while doing so, which helps Shelton win.

Punk had ZERO mic-time and lost *hmpf* At least Luke was there to comfort him and so was Serena:

I am sad to report that it almost seems like Matt Striker has moved on, accepted his loss – there was hardly any swooning from him

Anybody else feel like SD was shorter than usual? We are already at the end, one more match to go:

Edge vs The Miz

Miz wears his favourite, purple pants and I think Edge has gotten “skinnier”, less muscular (upper-body) in his 7-month absence.
*sigh* Both so preeetay!!!

The match is good, but, uhm…Miz looks kinda bad when in ring with ”real” Wrestlers huh? *lol* Don’t get me wrong, you all know about my little obsession with him *ha* But, he’s not the greatest Wrestler ever and has A LOT to learn. During this match, it kinda showed. Just sayin’ (*grrr* WWE for letting Helms go).

^^^That last picture here, was the beginning of a very “fake” looking and failed move *lol* I shook my head at both of them

Edge won of course, as if there was ever any doubt *ha*

DB/BD was shown watching backstage and the commentators told us that Jericho and Big Show must be watching too.
Also watching: Obama, Robert Redford, Mick Foley and everybody and your grandma *lol*

Sadly, Jericho did not run in again to break Edge’s code *hehe* but I am not sure the ring (and us) could have dealt with that much hotness.

So, SD was good, not much talking, but I’ll live.

Let’s take a look at our Wrestlemania-card shall we?

Jericho vs Edge = HOORAY!
Batista vs Cena = *boooo*
MitB = Looking good so far!
Undertaker vs HBK = again? *meh* But I’m sure the match will be great.

Probably:
Mysterio vs Punk = should be a very good match.

What’s gonna happen with the Divas, IC-Title, US-TItle and TT-Titles? No idea so far. 

And how about Bret and Vince? Dirt-sheets are going crazy about this, but can Bret even wrestle? Even in a “Street-Fight”? I still doubt this very much – especially after seeing how carefull Batista and Vince were with him.
Besides, who’d want to see that anyway?

And what will Triple H do at WM this year? Don’t tell me he’ll stay home – there’s no way *ha*

I just read that Charlie Haas got released as well. Was not a huge fan of his, but he managed to make me laugh A LOT last year, during a time when RAW sucked even more than now (imagine that), with his impersonations of other Superstars. He did a damn good job with most of them!
Credit where credit is due!!!
Therefor, I will end this week with the following pictures of him:

My friends and me are pretty silly (surprise huh? hehe), so especially the names, but overall his great impersonations made us laugh a lot.
Here’s a list, I hope I didn’t miss any:

“MVC”
“The Great Charli”
“The Haas is Here” (Cena)
“Charlito”
“Haas Hogan”
“The GlamaHaas”
“Charlie Haas Layfield”
“Stonecold Steve Haastin”
“Mr.Im-perfect”
and Jim Ross

~Fin~

Robin say’s this to Batman while holding up a piece of paper that has nothing on it.
I imagine that’s what the Wrestlers must have felt like when they received their script for RAW last week *ha* which is why I chose it.
Plus, I couldn’t find or think of a quote that said: “Man, you writers/bookers suck ass. Why don’t I have your job instead?”
How does one become a writer at WWE? Do I need any special qualifications (Obviously not)? Where can I apply?
I know most bookers are former Wrestlers and such, so I guess there’s no way to apply for that job, since my brief stint in a Wrestling-ring, 10 years ago, carrying a meaningless belt, wont count.
Also, I think I would be a better writer than booker anyway.
Actually, I know about 3 people who would write better stuff than WWE-writers are writing at the moment. You know who you are guys…

Enough of that, let’s write about RAW for a minute. And I mean literally *ha* I will not write a long-ass “report” about RAW this week, simply because it would be a waste of time. Yep, that bad.
Now, don’t get me wrong, there have been worse of course, and plenty so in the past year, but still, I just don’t feel like it and this is my blog damn it *lol*

I will however, write about the beginning of the show in detail, because I loved it a lot. It even caused me to be naive enough to think that this RAW might become a great one – a hope that was crushed only minutes later.
In case you feel like paying your respects and condolences, I buried all my hope here:

Maybe, just maybe, you guys will witness it’s resurrection on the episode of RAW hosted by Steve Austin, who will hopefully also be the last Guest Host in a LONG time – preferably forever (unless they’re bringing in The Rock!).

Right, before I really move on to RAW ( I promise), let’s talk about the EC-PPV for a minute shall we?
(squeezing this in here now, cause I forgot to start with it *ha*)

Batista in new the Champion *ugh* -> No words!
Chris Jericho is also a Champion now:

Not that this was a huge surprise, but I am happy nonetheless.
BUT (there’s always a but when talking about WWE isn’t there): Why oh why did they have to have him win with the “help” of HBK only?
I get that they wanted to start the HBK/Undertaker feud, but wasn’t there another way? Really? It was great for their feud and it’s great Chris won, for his feud with Edge. But now, he looks like the “weak” guy who couldn’t win this by himself *hmpf* AGAIN!
BTW: EC was booked in Booker’s hell again. Punk out so early? Cena only in for 5 minutes, but then so beat that he was Helpless against Batista? He’s SuperCena damn it *lol*
Diva’s Championship match replaced with lame TT-Match? *ugh*
I’d like the bookers to share some of that stuff they’re smoking with me, maybe then I’ll understand.

Gotta admit though, I haven’t watched it yet, only highlights, since I watch PPV’s with a 3-month-delay (don’t ask) and I am not saying that it was shit! But it obviously wasn’t great either, as the highlights were pretty slim and all my friends are bitching about it as well *lol*

You’re wondering whether Edge had the day off? No! He dared to interrupt the greatest General Manager RAW ever had, hell, the greatest WWE ever had, while he was speaking to the audience, for unknown reasons, during the PPV.

*tsk*tsk*tsk*
Ok, I forgive him, cause he looked damn hot when he did it

I’d also like to state that Regal didn’t look to bad himself. Not in the “hot guy” – sense, but good you know.

REGAL FOR RAW-GM!!!

Finally, let’s move on to RAW for real this time:

It all started with a very giddy Chris Jericho, flashing that gorgeous smile of his like there was no tomorrow…

…celebrating his victory from the night before.

“I’M GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!” *pauses while holding up Belt* “No I don’t cause I’m going to Wrestlemania” (<- he was responding to the crowd, which chanted “you suck”! BUT: There was a few who chanted “Y2Jerk” – and when you put it that way, his response is not so pg-rated *lol* Just sayin’ )

“And ever since I was unfairly assaulted and attacked by Mike Tyson a month ago, I said I would never return to RAW again, even though I am the most valuable performer in this company and the true face of the WWE! ” *he shrugs*
B”ut I changed my mind because last night in the EC I beat 5 of the top Superstars on SD (<- 5? Does R-Truth really count *ugh*), including the Phenom, the Undertaker” *makes funny mocking face*

“I beat the Undertaker 2 times in a row. How many man on this planet can claim that? I can, cause I did!
And as a result, I’m the WHC! I AM THE WHC! I AM THE WHC – do you understand what I’m saying to you right now?” (<- no not really, would you care to repeat that one more time?)
“And I’ll say it again, I’M GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA” (<- *lol*)

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME

Here comes Edge, to piss on Jericho’s parade. Everybody’s waiting for him to come through the fog *lol* but no, he runs in from behind, spear spear spearing Chris into next week, before grabbing the mic:

“Hey Chris, you’re going to Wrestlemania…against me!”

*Hooray* Now, the only thing I am “scared” of, is that they’ll book Edge to win. Don’t get me wrong – I love Edge a lot, almost as much as Jericho *ha* But I do think that Chris deserves a longer run than just from one PPV to the next if you’re catching my drift here.
Besides, Edge has been Champion more often and longer ( and pretty much constantly before being injured), so others come first now me thinks.
BTW: I loved the shit out of this promo! Jericho fucking rules!

The rest of RAW will now be presented to ya’ in the short version:

Cena comes to ring and he doesn’t look happy at all. He compares himself to Bret Hart and Hurricane Helms (y- more on that later): “Add me to the list of people that Vince screwed!” <- *ahhh* Mental images yet again. I’ll be so happy for when this feud is over, for various reasons, but this being a major one! *lol*
Vince comes out and tell’s him that if he will win his match against Batista tonight, he will get a match against him at Wrestlmania and if he won’t, Sheamus will get his re-match instead.
(Speaking of rematches. Funny how neither Shemaus nor the Undertaker are getting theirs huh? Geez WWE, what’s happening?)

The why-have-it-on-PPV-when-you-can-have-it-on-RAW-Divas-Championship-Match: Maryse + Gail Kim = Maryse!

Guest Hosts Jewel & Ty Murray backstage with a bunch of Divas, Jewel slaps Jillian.

Orton & Rhodes talk in locker room, Orton say’s it’s all his fault really and “Tell Ted I’m sorry”
Ted walks in as soon as Orton has left and asks Cody: “You sticking to the plan?” which he answers with “Absolutely”

Kofi Kingston/Yoshi Tatsu/Evan Bourne vs Legacy = good match!
Cody & Ted whisper while Orton is in ring, Cody tags himself in, Randy responds with a move, Ted confronts him, yells “What’s your problem?” a lot -> get’s ROK’ed. Randy walks away, Evan over Cody *yay*

HBK comes to ring all “cowboyed up”, seems he’s more of a tweener now, talk sa bit, Undertaker comes out (and waits until the pyro is off to do so *ha*), stare down.
(<- BTW: As usual, on the road to WM, split-rosters are no more! Not that WWE gives a fuck about them throughout the year much, but on the road to WM, it’s even less)
Undertaker: “You wanted my attention, now you have it”
They deliver a good promo (really!) and end up with “Streak vs Career”-Match at WM. (<- My pov: This will result in HBK taking a break after losing!)

MITB-Qualifying-Match: Christian vs Carlito = Christian!!! Now he better win that MitB too – I am still pissed that they put him with RAW.
Why?
#1: I won’t see him on tour in April!
#2: Raw only has an upper-card (HHH/Cena/Orton/maybe Batista sometimes) and NO mid-card!
#3: Edge & Jericho & Punk & so many other possibilities on SD!

Divas Bullriding contest! I have no words, I only have a picture to compensate my pain:

Although seeing the Big Show bullriding was kinda funny and so was the Miz & Jewel bickering.

ShowMiz vs MVP/Henry (hopefully for the last time EVER) = ShowMiz! Seen worse matches.

Vince had nothing to do with the “accident” and wants Bret Hart to come back to RAW next week and say a proper farewell.

BTW: Next weeks guest host in pg-rated-family-friendly-WWE will be Cheech & Chong and we will also see Orton vs DiBiase.

Cena vs Batista = Cena, cause Batista get’s DQ’ed. Beats up Cena some more, smiles and leaves. RAW off air!

See what I mean now? No? Well I don’t care *lol*

NXT

I have no idea hoe to write about NXT yet. It’s a bit more chaotic and kinda weird & hard to describe – maybe I just need to get used to it – but I don’t wanna “ruin” anything by not doing it justice ya know *lol*
Plus, since this was the first episode, everybody was still getting introduced and the same will probably happen next week, since not all 8 rookies have been on yet.
So maybe the 3rd one will be easier to write about.

First things first: Cole & Matthews? WTF? This is gonna be some lame ass commentary, despite Cole hating on the internet now, acting all heel-ish.
Matt Striker as “Host” (aka Backstage – interviewer, like Josh”whatshisface”Matthews usually is) – could be fun!
And the ropes are white *meh*

We see the 8 rookies backstage, Miz comes in and look s at them, disapproving mostly. He then gives DB/BD (Daniel Bryan) a speech, yadda, yadda, yadda and tells him to go out and introduce himself, show some personality, some charisma (he can even go out to the Miz’ music *lol*).

DB/BD does as told( NOTE: I only script what I thought was funny or mattered):
“That’s a tremendous reception, especially considering that my WWE Pro was the Miz” (<- was? Did I miss anything *lol*)
“To all my fans throughout the world, I’d just like to say 2 words: I’m sorry (<- doesn’t that count as 3?). Seriously! (<- make that 4 *ha*) I wish my pro was William Regal (<- who did not even show up in the 1st episode *meh*)”

Miz comes out:
“That’s what you come up with ‘I’m sorry’? That’s the personality? That’s the charisma?”
DB/BD: “You better watch what you say or I’ll submit you right now” (<- uhoh, what a thread huh?)

Miz: “That’s cute! (<- No, but you are *ha*) … How are you gonna become a star in the WWE huh?”

DB/BD: “Well..*stuttering somehting like “Dude”* …what I was thinking I was gonna do is I was gonna go on a reality-tv-show, get a faux hawk and then come out here and act like an idiot. That’s how…oh wait no no no, that’s already been done and it’s been done by you”

My pov: Whoever wrote his lines tonight, did a good job, I laughed, but: He presented it way shaky *lol*  and the reality-Tv-show-thing? Bad idea, since Miz could always say: Well at least I am well known and rich with a hot girlfriend, how about you?” Sadly, he didn’t:
“Yeah, maybe, maybe I did go for a reality-Tv-show and that is just fine, that is fine and dandy.
But let’s see something, try a catchphrase for me. How about something like: I’m the Miz and I’m awesome!”

Yep, he totally ignored DB/BD’s insult and that ain’t exactly “good promos 101″ either *lol*

DB/BD: “Let me see if I can rack my brain for something as cool as I’M AWESOME. Let me see:” *Note: I will not script that weak ass so-called-catchphrase that boy delivered*lol*

Miz talks some more, slaps him and then leaves the ring.

“You know Miz, there will be a time where imma slap you back” <- Right!

My only question is: Who in the world would wear such hideous pants DB/BD? Man oh man – speechless!

Backstage, Striker interviews DB/BD.

Carlito/Micheal Tarver vs Christian/Heath Slater

They show some hype videos for each Rookie and I dig them. Slater’s ends with him saying: “I’m about to blow your mind” <- Yep, I think you might just blow big time!

Christian over Tarver and can somebody explain to me what in the world Carlito is doing on this show? As a pro? And…ugh nevermind.

Next we see SES and Punk’s rookie, Darren Young. Oh man, this is going to be a blast *lol* Match made in heaven, total opposites and the look on Punk’s face is priceless. From annoyed to not caring, to wondering why the hell he’s even here. I’m loving it *ha*

He totally ignores Darren, besides giving him disapproving looks in between. Doesn’t even talk to him.

Darren Young vs David Otunga (<- R-Truth’ Rookie)

Otunga squashes Young within seconds and Punk’s not impressed *lol*. The commentators let us know that: “It wasn’t pretty, but it was effective”.
I am not impressed with either Rookie, besides having the bad feeling that Otunga is gonna win this NXT-Season anyway – but that’s just guessing.
BTW: I am totally convinced that David Otunga stole The Miz’ gimmick! *hmpf*

Can’t wait to see how this continues.

Jericho and Wade Barrett came to the ring and Chris wanted Wade not to introduce him, but to give him the honour he deserves.
I found it funnier when one is heel and the other face, but 2 Heels might be good too, we’ll see.
So far, Wade didn’t look to great, bit lame, but hey, it was his first time, so I’ll wait.

Chris Jericho vs DB/BD (and the Miz is pissed cause DB/BD passes him on their way in *lol*)

You might think that Jericho would beat DB/BD within seconds, but no, Daniel actually got some offense in their, quite a lot even.
Of course in the end, Jericho won this one – with an old-school-”Codebreaker” <- Nice!

Miz jumped in the ring and started beating up DB/BD, yelling “Huh rookie, you wanna disrespect me?”.

Striker is backstage with the other 6 rookies:
“This is the future! This is unique! This is NXT!”

~Fin~

I have a cold! And much like a man, I hate having colds and like crying about it *lol*
I broke my foot in an accident as a Teenager, had surgeries – all that can not impress me, but “Lord” have mercy if I have a little cold.
Ok, I might be exaggerating a little, but really, not being able to breath right bothers me.
Why I am sharing all this useless information with you? Well, it’s like this: I was pretty unsatisfied with WWE this week. It wasnt all horrible, but still *meh*
So I already knew I would probably rant a lot! Now, after my car broke down and I am having a cold, it COULD be that I will rant even more

Just a fair warning *ha*
Also, please note that I am in full profanity-using-mode this week, just for the hell of it and because I am having fun
And NO, I do not always talk like that and I do not always write like that, but today, I fucking feel like it, so deal or leave *lol* Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out <- Just kidding, relax, I love everybody who takes the time to read the crap I am writing…serisouly!   

RAW was unbelievably lame! On twitter I wrote something like this: “It wasnt all horrible/hideous/awful, but it sure wasn’t great/amazing/awesome either. Just simply BAD!”
See, some things are so horrible, you can make them interesting later by bitching about them ( a lot), but this was so unsensational, you cant’ even make fun of it properly.   

First we get to see what will happen tonight (Bret will address .. well, all of us I guess), the usual PPV-hyping and such, and then, the camera shows us a picture from outside the arena, which inspired Jerry Lawler to say the following: “…and right now you’re looking live…well that’s the parking lot” <- Really Jerry? REALLY? Who would’ve guessed *ugh*ha*   

Apparently Batista will arrive later – Joy the motherfucking world!   

Shockingly, RAW started with an actual match, just like SD did last week. As you know, usually both show’s start with promo’s and not always good ones *ha*   

Sheamus vs Randy Orton

Of course we do get to see the usual “Look back” at last week, 40 seconds wasted there.
Randy’s slithering and all that “Viper” talk is starting to be dumb…wait…ok, I never liked it to begin with, but now it’s just annoying really.
Love how people always cheer for Randy, even though he’s technically a HEEL! Some people are so over, nothing can make people boo for them too much. Why he is, is beyond me, but who cares right? Not that he’s all bad, just not “my type” for some reason (and I do not mean that in the “sexual” way, although he ain’t my type there either).
The match is ok I’d say, until Ted & Cody, or Chip ‘n’Dale (Chip & Chap for all germans)  as I like to call them , show up that is.
Randy is distracted (because he keeps looking at them), Sheamus attacks him from behind, Rhodes get’s Randy DQ’ed, hit’s Sheamus outside, all attempts to be useful resulted in failure for Ted, all 3 are in the ring, arguing, Randy RKO’S Cody into the next week, Sheamus “big boot’s” Ted, get’s RKO’ed himself and with that, it’s all over.   

Riveting *rolls eyes*   

Bret Hart show’s up and he’s wearing a riCOCKulous lime-green “Canada” – shirt.
He talks about Vince not being here tonight, how he came back to WWE to finish thing, make peace.
The crowd either chants ”What” or “No” or “Huh” or “Aww” – possibly all of it (<- could not for the life of me hear a majority).   

He thanks everybody, says “Good Bye” and leaves for good <- at least that’s what he said, we all know that wasn’t it.
Jerry Lawler acts all sad, which feels very weird to me. I’m used to them feuding and despising each other (old-school Fan here), so this does not feel right at all *lol*   

We see Bret walking Backstage, saying “Bye” to everyone he meets on the way. Kofi, Alicia Fox, Swagger (<- isn’t he still a Heel? *ugh*), Primo, Gail Kim, Evan.
Then Cena walks with him for a little, trying to conVINCE (<- *hehe*) him to stay. Some more small talk and Hart get’s into his huge Limo, well, at least with his upper body.
I see the other car is in reverse, conveniently, and I know right aways were this will lead.
Now, I am not the biggest fan of accident-angles, privat-house-storming, cops-involved-things and the likes, but I can enjoy it when it’s done smoothly and makes sense in the end.
This however, was written in Bookers-Hell I am sure. It was badly done, looked fake
 and overall I did not dig at all!
Bret yelled “ouch” kinda late, but besides that, did some ok-acting (<- Yep, Hell froze over again, I compliment Hart now).
Cena on the other hand, over-acted and a lot at that. So did all the others who came running right when that car hit the door of the Limo and therefor Bret’s leg.   

(yep, it’s possible to overact in pictures too)   

The never told us what the verdict was on his injuries until “Friday Night SmackDown” 4 days later, when they informed us that his leg is broken and he has some other injuries as well.   

After all that commotion (and BTW: you didn’t see Bret anymore until they put him on that stretcher) and the ambulance taking off, we are now moving on o much better things…or so I thought.   

“Look back” (1 minute) and ShowMiz enter the arena and they brought a new mash-up-Theme along. Sounds weird, but who cares anyway.   

Another “look back”, 30 seconds, and we are now ready for:   

Non-Title-Match
ShowMiz vs Team Red … I mean Henry/MVP

I already knew I wasn’t gonna like this match, so I kept entertaining myself by looking at The Miz as much as possible *ahh*
One thing did make me giggle a bit and that was when Big Show accidentally stumbled over Henry *haha* Very smooth move there
   

MVP reversed the pin and won over The Miz, which left ShowMiz looking like this:   

and me looking like this:   

WHAT THE FUCK? So you crown new Champs one week and then have them lose against these fucktards the next? What is WWE thinking…oh, I know, I know *impatiently raises hand like back in school* THEY’RE NOT THINKING AT ALL!
And of course, it had to be MVP over Miz right? One has the charisma of a stone (and not “Stone Cold”) and the other may very well be your new up and coming Star once all of the old guys have decided to retire.
Man that pissed me off.   

…and most of them book matches in WWE!   

Right, I need to calm down and amuse myself, so:   

*Ha+ Ok, that did it…all calm now
   

Jerry Springer is here, but not to host much (<- who’d have guessed that one *ugh*), but to reveal ”Superstars most intimate relationships”.
Jerry Lawler’s “Jerry”- chants made me smile, but I will NOT script any of this for you guys. It was senseless and all I’ve learned is that Kelly Kelly apparently makes a good …uhmmm…easy girl, one of the Bella’s (possibly both) are transvestite, Chris Masters should’ve never been rehired and it was all a big joke.   

After seeing this and the Bret Hart – angle earlier, I am happy to report that they have found something to do for the entire, huge roster that night.
Half of them should be fired, if not more *hmpf*   

One more thing: Lawler at one point said that Khali probably doesn’t even know why he’s there or what’s up (<- can’t remember exactly, so sue me) and his translator replied with something that nailed it: “Khali, much like the audience, feels like this has been a waste of time” <- *ha* very accurate observation.   

Another shot of the dooming parking lot *hmpf* and we’re finally gonna see some more wrestling. This better be fucking good…   

Kofi Kingston vs Ted DiBiase   

“Look back” at what happened earlier.
Good match, just way short (5 minutes) and by “God”, Ted won!
Now, I am happy he did, in a way, but didn’t they just build Kofi up for upper card? And now he loses to mid-card? And clean too? Huh?
Whatever! I have no more energy to get all worked up (blame the cold *he*) and there’s still so much more bullshit to come *ha*   

Antonio Inoki will be introduced into the Hall of Fame! Good for him, cool video, but why the hell do the commentators keep hyping the “NBC Dog Show”? *lol*   

Another look back at what happened to Bret earlier, plus a look from another angle, which doesn’t reveal anything else than the rest did. Useless crap!   

Springer holds a little speech, hyping EC-PPV and then, you might have guessed it, another fucking look back *argh*   

John Cena addresses Batista, who, much to my relief, is not in the building *yay*. I could script this for you, but I quite possibly would fall asleep, that’s how mcuh I did not care when I watched it the first time.
And sicne this is my blog, written for th esole purpose of entertaining myself and while doing so hopefully a few of you guys, I chose not to write aynmore about it *ha*
Go see for yourself if ya’ dare
   

John Cena vs Triple H

Welcome to the most boring match in 2010 so far *ha* Yep, that intersting. I think imma go back and write about that promo rather than to watch this again.
BOOOOORING!   

To make matters worse, in runs Sheamus, kicks H³ (Cena is already down)  and so on and so forth.   

Thats it, that’s how RAW ended. Sad ain’t it? What an epic waste of Tv-time…and hardly any build-up, just crap *hmpf*   

And where the hell was HBK? Did he and Vicne go on vacation together or what? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I know he get’s day’s of, but can’t they “tape” something then? Anything?
No mention of him by Hunter? No SL- progress? He has an ongoing SL, one of the few and they leave him out of one complete show?
Actually, no SL was cotinued at all. Bret and Batista don’t count as progress or next chapters, cuase nothing moved on.
Colour me puzzled… 

UTTT-match
ShowMiz vs Tatsu/Goldust   

ShowMiz won!   

Yep, totally “ignoring” Big Show here *lol*   

Tiffany holds a little speech, gets interrupted by Ryder/Rosa. Tiffany is an eloquent speaker, which is why I did not mind her as ECW-GM at all. Kudos!   

Hopefully for the last time in a long time…how about EVER…The Abraham Washington Show *ugh*
I sure hope WWE doesn’t even think about putting that crap on SD or RAW.
The short version: SHelton says the show is unwatchable (Thinkthis is the first time I agree with the man), Archer, Croft & Barreta, Kozlov, everbody gets beat, Shelton & Kozlov shake hands. Possible result: Kozlov = Face!   

Next is CHRISTIAN and he comes out with a cart full of goddies *lol*   

“You know, it was a year ago this week that I debuted on ECW and lotta people, actually (<- there it is again *ha*) most people, said that when I came back to the WWE that maybe I should have made a bigger IMPACT (<- I thougth it was funny!)  that a somehow being on ECW was like a demotion. Well, I never looked at it like that (<- right, sure you didn’t *ha* But I gotta say, hew stole the show at every event when touring with SD – so it was good for him and good that Vince got to see that Christian fucking rules).
See, I’ve been in this business a long time, 15+ years and ECW to me feels like home. ECW gave me a chance, ECW gave me the ball and I ran with it. ECW let me reconnect and compete with one of my oldest and best friends, the conerstone, the glue of ECW for so many years, Tommy Dreamer.
ECW let me mentor up and coming Superstars like Yoshi Tatsu, he has a huge future, he does. And the best part of all is that I got to do most of it as the ECW-Champion! And I stand before all of you, my peeps, the longets regnign current Champion in the WWE.
Tonight I fight for every ECW-original, who wanted these 3 letters to mean something. Tonight I fight for every young ECW-Superstar in the back that’s trying to find their way.
(ECW-Chants)
Tonight, ECW goes away forever, but I will always be proud that I was a part of something great and I’ll…I’ll always be very proud to say that I was the last ECW-Champion!”   

Now wouldn’t that be rad? But as usual, when somethign is supposed to happen, WWE decides to go a differnt path.   

Extreme Rules ECW-Championship-Match
Ezekiel Jackson vs Christian   

This is what happend:
Regal got chased away with NO mic-time *hmpf*, Ryder interfered, and then this:   

I can’t even begin to tell you how much this pissed me off! Christian deserved to be the last Champion – period!
I don’t care about pushing Jackson, probably baecause I’ll never understand why someone would do such a thing – so WWE can take that reason and shove it up their candy ass!
RIDICULOUS!!!
And did I tell you that Hurricane was not even there at all? Yep, not one second of Hurricaneism, nothing, s’ like he never belonged. I hate WWE!   

Imma need to cool down again:   

*swoons*   

Alright, time for SmackDown, which starts with Jericho (<- make me happy WWE *yay*), who comes in for a promo, looking suave in his suit.
He pucker’s his lips a lot (s’ funny) and graces us with the pleasure of hearing him talk:   

“I’ve made a career of doing what none of you failures could ever hope and dream to do. I’ve made an artform out of accomplishing the impossible. I starred down the barrel of an instrumountable odd over and over and over and over again and yet I always come out on top (<- is it time for an inapporpriate dirty joke yet? *snickers*).
I did it when I beat the Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the very same night to become the first undisputed Champion. I did it again when I humiliated Shawn Michaels in his own ladder match to be the World Champion again. And last friday, I did what so few have ever done, I drove the Phenom to his knees and I beat the Undertaker (<- he now flashes on hell of a gergous smile *sigh*).”
Look back on his win over Undertaker!   

“I beat the Undertaker, I beat him, I beat the Undertaker, I beat the Undertaker (<- clearly, he’s making sure the moronic booker sunderstand him too *ha*).
I proved that the Deadman, is only a man. And if that wasn’t enough to cement my legendary status in this business forever, this Sunday, I’m gonna beat the odds agian when I enter the EC for the 6th time and become the World Champion for the 6th time.
You see average people, average people like all of you, when faced with adversities curl up and hide, lie to themselves, lie to everybody aroung them, hide behind delusions of grandur. I don’t hide behind anything, I don’t have too. I deal in reality and the reality is, on Sunday, I’m coming out of the EC, as the World…”   

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME   

Edge arrives and by “Go”, I don’t know wether I can stand the 2 of them, looking as hot as they do, in one ring together tonight *lol* I might faint or something. DAMN! What a beautiful sight.
I mean, come on, look at this:   

and this:   

and this:   

Are you getting my point yet?
   

“You know Chris, it’s refreshing, it’s refreshing to hear that you understand what a big deal it is to beat the Undertaker. I know, I’ve done it.
It’s an elite, elite club. It’s like sinking a hole-in-one, it’s like pittching a no-hitter, winning the Stanley-Cup, knocking out Muhammed Ali.
But it’s actually (<- and another one) bigger than all of these thing Chris and you did it.”   

“Of course I did it Edge, cause I’m the best in the world at what I do” <- and then he smirks, I swoon, Edge looks like he’s annoyed.   

“See Chris, you saying that illustrates the real problem with you and your littl eclip didn’t exactly show everything that happened last week (<- I forgot to mention that Jericho hsowed a clip of his win *oops* Sorry *ha*).
So why don’t, why don’t I just remind you what led to your cllip before. Shall we? Let’s see it.
And Chris don’t make any mistake about it, I didn’t do that to help you, I did it because the Undertaker kicked me in the face.
But see, that’s the problem with you Chris, you’re not as good as you think you are. As a matter of fact, I don’t ´think you would have beaten the Undertaker unless I speared him first.”   

“You know what Edge, you shouldn’t be as concerned about the past as you are about the future (<- HUH? *lol*). Because ionce again, like I just said, I’m gonna the EC, it’s axiomatic, I’m going to win and when I do, do yourself a favour and stay away from me, please. Face the winner of the RAW-Chamber match at WM, but stay away from me, cause remember, when I’m around you Edge, bad things happen. ANd if you continue to annoy me, to poke me and prag me, I’m not just gonna beat you, I’m going to hurt you!”   

You know Chris, the more I hear your voice buzzing around in my head, saying the same things over and over and over again, the more I wanna knock that condisending, hollier than thou look of your face for good!
So Chris, I almost hope that you win the EC, so I can do it.
Now Chris, you shouldn’t be concerned about what I can do to you in the future, you should be concerned about what I can do to you right now!”   

Light flickers, which is a dead giveaway that we are going to see th Undertaker do the same shit he does week, after week, after week, after fucking week.   

Then this:   

A spear, Jericho get’s right up (<- weird much), leaves, Edge’S looks after him, segment over.   

After some more look’s back, they announce Kane vs Drew McIntyre at the EC-PPV – well if that aint the match the world has waited for *ugh   

Next is:   

Kane vs Dolph Ziggler   

…and I am starting to feel like Bill Murray did in “GroundhogDay”   

(Warning: a lot of htis has already been tweeted *ha*)
Seriously, how many times can one sit though Drew vs JoMo vs Kane vs Dolph Ziggler without getting sick of it? I know I’ve reached my limit like 5 weeks ago, yet I still have to watch this every freaking week, knowing very well who will win and why *argh* Enough already!   

Striker talks about some statistics, “5% of all Intercontinental Champions are hung like horses”…ok, maybe me memory is deciving me, but that ‘s what I heard. Could have bben somehting like “40% moce on to become Champions”, but who cares
   

Speaking of penis, don’t tellme I am the only one seeing this week after week on different Wrestlers, but damn did Zigglers penis pocked out of his spandex or what?
I could hardly concentrate on the epic match that was taking place there *rolls eyes*   

McIntyre comes in, Kane wins, Drew attacks, fails, gets thrown out by Kane – The End.   

Rey Mysterio is getting interviewed by “whatshisface” backstage, while I am asking myself how in the world he is so fucking over, made it so big, with absolut ZERO mic-skills. How?
Don’t get me wrong, that guy had some awesome matches and surely is great when it comes to technique and all, but as soon as he opens his mouth, all that comes out of it is boring, overdramatic and all words are chopped off. Hideous!   

He bitches about our Saviour a little and as much as I’m trying, I can not remember anything else he said *ha*   

Another lokk back, this time it’s actually for a purpose though: Newly crowned ECW-Champion Ezekiel Jackson is coming to SmackDown!
WHAT? Dear “God”, I was hoping they’ll send his ass to RAW (“Where the big Losers play”), but no, of course, whenever I think it’s a good idea, WWE does the exact opposite *meh*
Speaking of *meh* – I think I will refere to him as Big Meh from now on – better then Big Zeke *ha*).   

CrymeTyme vs Croft/Barreta

The only thing remotly interesting about this was Striker and Grisham, who kept dissing each other *ha* Well, most of the dissing was done by STriker, but you know what I mean.
This also featured somehting that made my inner 12 year old giggle:   

Todd: “I thought you don’t like videogames?”
Matt: “Hand/Eye combination, important in other places too!” *giggles* My mind is a dirty dirty place and apparently, so is Striker’s *he*   

Oh and by the way, CrymeTyme won (Shad over Trent).   

“Whatshisface” and John Morrison backstage and aww, JoMo is so pretty when quite. He answer boring questions with boring answers, until R-Truth coems along and delivers the cheesiest promo this side of Matt Hardy.
Silly shit, nobody cares, let’s move on shall we?   

The Straight Edge Society comes into the ring (not wihtout a look back on last friday of course). Striker hypes a lot, but still not like he used too. He does call Serena the “Anti-Diva” and that’s about as funny as it gets there. 
   

Punk’s promo is pretty damn great and I don’t htink I can do it justice by scripting it´! The fact that I am already like 2 days late and the cold have of course nothing to do with this decision at all *hehe*
I think you should look at it yourself, really, you should, pretty entertaining stuff:   

Punk is playing the insane Saviour – role so good, I might start to believe he’s only being himself *lol* Love it!!!
Lot’s of bromance going on, brought to you by the ever-touchy hands of Luke Gallows.
And in case you were wondering where you had heard “I find your lack of faith disturbing” before, Punk’s inner Nerd stole that from Darth Vader:   

Yep, knowing that makes me a nerd as well I guess, but I am not one of those hardcore Star Wars fans. Matter of fact, not a fan at all. Good movies, but no need to freak out about them.
I digress…   

^^^Aww, you see that look on Punk’s face? Adorable ain’t it
   

Puke vs JoMo/R-Truth

Now, I’m wondering about JoMo. why the hell would you wanna comoete when your foot’s broken? Or is it a work? Didn’t look like one and hasnt been reported as one. So I ask again: Why don’t you take a few days off? Weird!   

There’s some fire and thunder during the match, which is sign #2 that the Undertaker will show up sooner or later.
The match itself ain’t bad. Inevedibly it ended with JoMo’s foot being attacked by Punk, refere ringing the bell and Punk not stopping. Surprised? Nah.SES keep beating up JoMo & R-Truth until Mysterio runs in and “attacks” Punk (who pratically stood ther eand waited for it) unitl he’s being beat by Puke.
SES celebrates a little and then we’ll get to see yet another fucking look back. This time, they show us the hideous accident-angle again.   

I do like to state that R-Truth did a quite horrible job there at times. Example? Well, at one point, he was to beat up to reach JoMo, but in the next second able to jump up and slap Punk. Bad acting overall! Yet another surprise there *ha*   

Teddy wants to take action against HBK and Vickie tells Mickie (<- *ha*) that she will compete against McCool next week, with herself as special refere.   

Greta Khali/Matt Hardy/Maria vs Hart Dynasty   

Bad acting, bad angle, bad bad bad! And matching purple pants. MATCHING PURPLE PANTS!!!
Apparently Hardy decided to eat JoMo’s much needed sandwhich for lunch (Soory, was to obvious, couldnt resist):
Besides some Strikerism, I have nothing good to say about this – period! Waste of Tv-time, waste of Hart Dynasty and MAN, do I not like Maris.
Why? Why? Why?
There is not a single interesting thing about this “feud”, this so-called Tag-Team of Khali & Matt, Maria’ fake-dating Hardy – nothing!
I wanted to rant on and on about this, but I am tired now,so I won’t *lol* Waste of energy!   

Striker ” Natty by nature, naughty by choice and insane by genetics” *lol* Nice   

Natalya wins over Maria, who storms off because she’s pissed.   

Matt runs after her, they’re backstage, deliver a chessy ass BS promo, McCool & Layla come along, act like Teenagers a lot, Maria runs off again, Matt’s mad (“Children, would you please grow up”) and runs after her again!   

Batista vs Edge   

Finally, some more hotness! And I am definety NOT talking about Batista here
   

After playing around a little, Batista decides to leave. Edge grabs a mic and insults him a bit to make him come back. Sadly, he does.
The match isn’t long or good.   

Grisham: “…this is a whole different animal…literally!” *ha*   

Edge spears Batista, the light goes out and who would have guessed it, Undertaker standing in ring once they’re back on. He chokeslams Edge.   

In the end, Undertaker is on the ramp, Edge is standing in the ring, Jericho comes from behind and gives him the “Codebreaker”, Staredown and gestures Undertaker vs Jericho, Jericho makes me giggle.   

I would say that I hope Jericho wins the Title blablabla, but since it is Monday night, I already know what happened at the EC-PPV. Don’t woory, I’ll write about that in the next blog.   

NXT will debute this Tuesday and personally, I can’t wait to see what they’ll have in store for us. They claim it’s “reality Tv”, but here’s me guessing (and hoping) that they will just act like it is.
This could be fun to watch, especially since it does feature 4 out my Top5 *ha*

 
8 Pro’s & 8 Rookies   

The Miz – Daniel Bryan (Also known as Brian Danielson *ugh* Who thinks of this shit?)
Chris Jericho – Wade Barrett
Matt Hardy – Justin Gabriel
William Regal (who Is replacing MVP thankfully, for whatever reason *yay*) – Skip Sheffiled
Carlito (huh?) – Michael Tarner
Christian – Heath Slater
CM Punk – Darren YOung
R-Truth – David Otunga   

I will not judge until I’ve seen, so no more now, I am tired:   

P.s. In case you live under a rock, the headline is a quote from “Batman” and yes, I chose this because of Chris and Edge being all serious.

Let me start with a quote from JBL that amused me:
“RAW did 3.7 and they are happy? Shawn Michaels and I did 4.1′s, Ron and I did an 8.6. JBL Number 1 free agent in entire Wrestling? I think so. I draw number’s.”

Now, I wasn’t the biggest fan of JBL’s in-ring-skills, but his mic-work was always amusing to say the least, and while I do not agree with him being the guy that draws ALL the numbers, I do see his point here.
How come WWE settle’s for so much less nowadays? Is there a reason to be happy when your numbers are shit compared to what they used to be?
Frankly, I don’t think so! But yet WWE (or Vince) does nothing to improve…or do they?
I got to say, they last few weeks (with the exception of this week), all 3 shows got better, had a little more edge to them (<- no pun intended, although it’s funny how the shows instantly got better with his return), a little rougher.
RAW’s awesomeness seems to rely on the weekly “Guest Host” a lot more than it should, but thankfully, it’ll all be done in March. Let’s hope they reinstall a General Manager then too (REGAL!).
SmackDown was the superior show for most, if not all, of 2009. Then, it got a bit lame too, but right now, with the SES stable, Edge/Jericho, it seems to be improving again.
ECW relies on Christian and Regal mostly, which was fine when the 2 feuded, but now? I think it’s a good thing that ECW is no more. NXT will hopefully only feature guys on their way up (or not!) and the end of ECW hopefully means that a few of my favourites (Helms, Regal, Christian) can move on to bigger and better things.
The annual “spring-cleaning” will of course matter in all this as well. Who will get the “future endeavours” letter? Well, I sure hope it wont be anybody I care for *ha*
With RAW and SD getting a bit more “attitude-ish” and the new show supposedly focusing on new talent, we will probably see some pretty good shows here soon – think positive right *ha*
Unfortunately, this past week was not the week it cold have been. Who to blame? I’d say the writers, the lame host of RAW and mainly the Devil, also known as Vince McMahon

RAW starts with a lot of smoke and spinning wheels. If you didn’t know who’d be tonight’s host, now you might have guessed it: Another NASCAR driver *ugh* Right…
Anyway, the car arrives inside the arena and out comes: Hornswoggle *another ugh*
Cole: “At least it was a short drive”
Lawler: “Oh please” <- while laughing a lot

Kelly Kelly introduces the actual Host and by “God”, as pretty as she is, her voice is aggravating.
He (I can not remember the guy’s name and am way too lazy to look it up now, which is why I will refer to him as “Dude” from here on out) walks to the ring, accompanied by, you guessed it, The Bella’s (<- if I write *ugh* one more time, will you still keep reading? *ha*).
Cypress Hill’s “Rise up” is the official theme song for the Elimination Chamber PPV and I suppose the irony is lost on most people working at WWE office. Cypress Hill-song? Family friendly? I’m loving it *ha*

Dude does a backflip from the top-rope, had the voice of a 12-year-old and gives the audience what they want = cheap pops.
He kinda disses the other 2 Nascar drivers that hosted last year by saying: “…showed you just how charismatic and eloquent us Nascar-drivers can be” (<- he got that right). Also, he doe not fail to mention that him and John Cena are BFF’S *lol*.

Just when I thought to myself “Could this be any more boring?”, Sheamus feels the need to show up. He demands to be the last participant to enter the EC, threatens Dude a bit more and then, in an exciting turn of events (<- that is if no one spoilered you before *grrr*), Christian’s music hits *yay*

“Carl Edwards (<- ah, that was his name *lol*) is nice to meet ya’, I’m the ECW-Champion Christian and I gotta say, I gotta say I’m a huge fan and you might not know this but NASCAR, it’s getting huge in Canada, it’s blowing up (<- says the guy who lives in Florida, as far as I remember *ha*). Actually, it makes me almost happy we got denied the WMBA franchise. “

Sheamus: “What are you doing here? How dare you (<- coming out here and making me aware of my missing mic-skills?) interrupt me? (<- ah, ok)”

Christian: “What am I doing here, actually I came here to talk to you. You see, last week Edge came out here live on RAW and said that he was gonna face either you, or the Undertaker in the ME at WM, without one mention of myself or the ECW-Championship and I got to admit I was a little bit offended. But then it all started to make sense cause later that week Mr. McMahon came out, and he said that in 2 weeks time, ECW would be going off the air. And it will be replaced by new programming, actually he said, the next evolution of WWE programming.”

Sheamus: “And that makes you, a lame, dock Champion”

Christian: “Actually (<- damn he says that A LOT doesn’t he) snaggletooth you’re the one that’s lame (<- *ha* tru dat). You know it’s obvious to me that you take some pride in the way that you look. I mean you spent a ton of money obviously on hair-gel and on beard-trimmers for your man-scaping, but I’m just wondering, what happens, ah, did you run out of money by the time you get to the tanning-salon?”

Sheamus: “Quite the comedian aren’t you? What is it Christian, did you come here to make jokes did ya’? The only thing funny, is the fact that you’re gonna be unemployed in 2 weeks. “

Christian: ” Actually (<- 5 times so far *damn*) you see, that’s where you’re wrong, because in 2 weeks every Superstar on ECW, will become a free-agent (<- yeah right), which means they are free to sign to whatever show they want to. You know, I started to get the feeling lately that all my Peeps right here on RAW were starting to miss me! So I figure I’d show up this week, dip my toes in and test the waters and challenge you to a match, right here tonight! Yeah, you see Carl, we can make some history tonight you know. The ECW-Champion versus the WWE-Champion! Sheamus hey, we’re both here, we’re both Champions, we were both born without last names (<- *lol*), it makes perfect sense to me. Carl, you can make this happen!”

Sheamus doesn’t wanna waste his time with Christian, but Carl-Dude says why wait, get a referee in and do it right now.

Christian vs Sheamus

The match was pretty good and considerably long, but sadly, Sheamus got to win a little to clean in my eyes *hmpf*
Jerry Lawler brought you the following, when they figured Christian might actually beat Sheamus, which would be embarrassing for the WE-Champ:
“Well it would be embarassing, but it sure would be fun to watch” *ha*

Christian had a lot of purple on his pants, but I decided it’s not enough to become a member of the “real men wear purple club” just yet *hehe*
but, be sure, my girl @Sara_1979 (twitter) and me are always on the lookout here *ha*

*swoon*

We see DX in their locker room now and it pretty much went like this.

Shawn: “Yeah, maybe I went a little nuts, let’s make up, is all good, blabla,DX is important”
Hunter: “Too little too late”

As you might be able to tell, I can’t be arsed to script this now, even though it did not suck and made the entire Shawn-storyline more interesting, step by step (<- uhh baby *sings*).

It did seem like the start of the DX-break-up, soon to take place at a PPV near you.

Sidenote: Hunter has won 4 out of the 5 EC’s he was in. Jericho has eliminated the most guys (7), but he never won. Him and H³ are also the ones with the most participation (5 each).

BTW:  I am ignoring the 1023 times that we get to see that “After RAW went off air” – crap. Just so you know!

Next are Code Rhodes and Ted DiBiase, also in the locker room (a different one I suppose).

Code: “Yo must be pretty proud of yourself huh?”
Ted: “What? Qualifying for the EC? Yes, yes I am”
Cody: “Yeah, you know, I had to fight John Cena and who did you have to face? Oh, it was Mark Henry right? I beat Henry”
Ted: “Stop wining, If you had what it took to beat Cena, you’d be in the EC with Randy and I”
Cody: “So, you would have beat Cena?”
(Sidenote: You wanna know how often spell-check and especially grammar check underlines shit Wrestlers said that I script here? Constantly! *ha* besides being annoying, it’s quite amusing)

Ted: “People say we are alike, but now it’s obvious I am better than you” (<- you totally stole that one. Give it back … NOW!)
Cody: “What makes you better? You’re movie?”
Ted: “Maybe”
Randy: “interesting”, some more blabla and then he announces that Ted and Cody will have matches tonight. Ted vs Cena, Cody vs Randy.

Tag-Team-Title-Match
DX vs SES (aka PUKE) vs ShowMiz

After Puke’s entrance, Punk decided to grab a mic a give us a little speech. When it was time to write about it (now), I could not for the life of me find the video online anywhere. My guess is WWE had all the usual sources take it down *hmpf* Now, if my computer and wwe.com would work together a little better, I could have looked for it on there, but unfortunately, my computer crashes often when I even try to enter wwe.com *lol* Nevermind watching videos . So really, there was no legal or illegal way left or me to re-watch it.
I asked my girl @tobiola_ on twitter if she would spare her precious time and write that stuff down for me and being the great chick she is, she agreed.
So this next part is only here thanks to @tobiola_ , who should by the way, consider writing herself in my opinion.
(Sorry, I had to *ha*)

“I don’t think it’s any big secret that this region of the country when falling on hard times, turns to drugs and alcohol.
Which makes it all the more sad, when you actually have something to celebrate like Mardi Gras or your little football game that you won, you also turn to drugs and alcohol.
You see, you do this because you are weak. You do this because you are less than.. You do this because you do not know any other way.
Now tonight for the rest of the world deems this region of the country unsavable, myself and Luke Gallows will win the unified TT championships and show you people why SE means: I’m better than you.
And now would be the time during the show, when those of you at home would place your hand upon you television screen, and you would look to me to save one lost soul here in Lafayette and luckily we have a “celebrity” in the house. I’m of course talking about Jared from Subway (<- *ugh*)
Yes Jared, please, please stand up! You know, Jared – you actually kinda remind yourself of me. You preach to millions of people, and those millions of people look up to you and they follow in your footsteps.
But Jared I’ll be honest, the SES is looking for a good minister of propaganda. And while you’re a great spokesperson for Subway you’d be so much better on this side of the fence. That’s right, I’m looking at you to be the spokesperson for the SES.
What do you say? You don’t wanna come into the ring and raise your hand and accept CM Punk as your savior? I had a feeling that you would say no Jared, that’s why I’m prepared to make an example out of you. And I’m gonna make an example out of you right now. Luke, Serena, go get me Jared from Subway…”

Right after this, DX’s music hit, which made us (the girls and me) giggle, since the line “You think that you’re better” is included in their theme *ha* How fitting…

The match itself was very good, no surprise there.
HBK pinned Punk after some “Sweet Chin Music”, much to my dismay *sniffle*
Luke pretty much carried Punk out of the arena, so cute *ha*

The match ended when HBK tagged himself in, him and Hunter looking at each other, Hunter not happy, Miz with the roll-up and we have new TT-Champions.
Here’s a few pictures:

This happened:

Then this:

Oh man, I could easily crack some really perverted jokes right now, but you know what..I want YOU to do this: CAPTION THIS-CONTEST! Best caption wins a price and gets mentioned or something *ha*. And yes, I am serious! Send me your thoughts on this…uhmmm…situation and the one that makes me laugh the most, wins.

Moving on now!
Right before the roll-up:

And after:

Don’t know how much I like this. I mean, pretty much copying Jericho like that? If this would lead to a feud, I’d be the first to yell *hooray*, but it wont, so it’s kinda dumb.
I get the need to give the Big Show a job too, but why The Miz? He’s on a roll with his singles.career, does he really need Big Show to “help” him get on?
I hope this will not end in them 2 feuding – I’ll riot *lol*

BTW: Cole called the EC a “16ton, unsympathetic, heartless, merciless prison” <- Way to exaggerate huh?

The Miz and Big Show talked to “whatshisface” after the match and besides telling us how great this is, yadda yadda yadda, Big Show also totally stole my name (ShowMiz) and the explanation for it *lol*
Seriously, read my blog from a few weeks ago and then listen to his bit, you’ll know what I mean.
Also, I’d like to state that I did not read the name “ShowMiz” anywhere before I wrote said blog, but I did after. But yes, I know I wasn’t the only one who thought of it, but imma act like it anyway *lol* JK!

“Just Shawn” is running around backstage, yelling “Where is he?”, until he finds whom he was looking for: Teddy Long *ugh*

HBK: “Teddy”
Teddy: “Shawn”
HBK: “Ssshhh, listen to me, LISTEN! Teddy please, I need you to trade me to SmackDown”
Teddy: “What about you and DX at Wrestlemania?”
HBK: “I dont care about DX, you trade me to SD and take one of the guys out of the EC and put me in, then I can win SDEC and become Champ, then I give the Undertaker a re-match at WM and then, not only retain the Title, but finally end the undertaker’s streak. You can do this, make it happen, do it now!”

Teddy says that EC is set and he can’t change it, can’t just take one of the guys out and so on.
“Just Shawn” grabs him by the collar and H³ comes along.

H³: “What are you doing? Has this obsession gone this far? You’re willing to throw DX away huh? Your career?
HBK: “My carrer…is over”

HBK superkicks Teddy into oblivion and then -> exit stage left!

Jillian vs Gail Kim

Maryse is on commentary and the match lasts about 30 seconds. Kim wins, Maryse goes into the ring and acts all friendly with her., “May the better woman win”. They even shake hands.
In case you are curious, Maryse said the following in french (courtesy of @tobiola_ yet again, who speaks more languages than anyone I know *lol*)

“I know you won’t believe me, but you smell like garbage from 100 feet away from me!” Some more talk about bad smells and then: “”I look at you and all I see is one of those pitiful girls” and calls Gail “less than nothing”.

We see a “Hall of Fame” video hyping Ted DiBiase’s inducting. I giggled a lot during this career-highlights-video. Reminded me of a lot of good stuff.

Next we see Guest-Host-Dude, Santino and Subway-Jared. I have no idea what this was about, but at some point Kofi Kingston comes along as well and at the end, Dude decides to put all 6 EC-participants into single-matches against each other next week.

Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton

Cole calls this “though love” and I think I just threw up in my mouth a little *meh*
Sheamus walking in distracts Randy a bit and after the crossroads, Cody actually (<- I AM CHRISTIAN! As in the guy, not the religion!) wins this one *gasp* Good for him…moving on.
Sheamus beats up Orton for a minute, until Rhodes finally decides to “chase” (<- slowest “chase” ever) him off.

“whatshisface” and Dude Edwards are backstage and we are now being informed that next week on RAW, we*ll get to see the following matches:
1. Orton vs Sheamus
2. DiBiase vs Kingston
3. HHH vs Cena

*ugh* Now, while Ted vs Kofi could be pretty good, the rest does not excite me a bit.

Ted DiBiase vs John Cena

Cena, he just runs in and starts beating on Ted. He continues to do so outside and when he’s finished, gets a mic. Cena didn’t come here to have a match (<- and why would he right? It’s not like we’re watching aWrestling-show…wait? What?), addresses Batista, says he doesn’t wanna know why he beat John into a pulp, he can’t change it, “I just wanna fight”.
“Superman” calls out Batista a million times, who fails to show up *yay*
Cena wonders if Batista’s scared and adds “You should be” before moving on to addressing Vince, saying how maybe it was a business decision. He feels Vince is behind this attack, because he did call the Boss “pathetic” 2 weeks prior to them, so “If I’m not fighting Batista, I’d really wanna talk to Vince”.

Vince shows up with about 10 security-guards, Cena is getting angrier by the second, Boss decides to walk inside of the ring with no securities, talks about how he screwed Bret again and how he had nothing to do with Batista’s attack on Cena later that night.
Some talk about money, cheap-heat by dissing Luisianna and by “God” this must be one of the most boring things I ever had to write about. Not the the SL completely sucks, that aint it, but it was delivered in such a dry manor, it almost made me fall asleep *ha*
John gets cheap-pop’s by mentioning the Superbowl-win, says he’ll win the EC. He mentions how he got a chance to talk to Bret Hart last week (<- just like Borash eh) and how…I hope you’re sitting down for this…Bret wants to wrestle another match…at WM…against Vince McMahon.
As much as I am fine with that SL, I DON’T want to see that match *meh*

Vince: “No he doesn’t”
Cena: “Yes he does, here’s your chance, your moment, spotlight’s on you (<- this time, I will include that Nash/NWO-WcW-video here *ha*), WrestleMania, money or moment?”

Vince does not think that Bret want’s any of this and John continues to push him, pressure him, until finally Vince just yells, to Cena’s face, “Yes, yes, yes”.
Cena’s satisfied, but there’s one more person to tell. Vince talks shit about Bret until Bret actually shows up and attacks him from behind.
After a bit of commotion, Vince leaves, saying how he changed his mind and the answer is now “No”.
Hart destroys most of the “furnishing”, trashes the commentators table and once he’s back in the ring, RAw goes off air.
In case you were wondering about Ted DiBiase, he was never seen again after he got beat like he did. Way to build up people WWE *ugh*
Raw = lame

Let me end this with The Miz, or better said a picture of him I recently stumbled over and that made me laugh:

*ha* Doesn’t that look like the typical photoshoot-picture from those Teenage-magazines?

I won’t even bother writing about ECW, since there was nothing to write (home) about. NOTHING! Pretty much like all shows this week (<- get the title now eh *hehe*).
My usual Christian-swooning has already been taken care of on RAW, so let’s move on to SmackDown shall we? ACTUALLY, let’s swoon some more first:

SmackDown 02-12-10

Speaking of swooning,

I can see the old, hot Punk behind all that hair, which by the way is getting worse by the week. In other news, I think our Saviour has lost some weight recently (belly).

Him and Serena are holding hands during their entrance, which I am sure does not sit well with either Luke or Striker. Poor guys *aww*
When Rey comes to the ring, Striker announces that”..has the support of the entire WWE-universe” (<- …the entire wwe-universe?…No…in a small…nevermind, but he sure does not have my support).

Rey Mysterio vs CM Punk

Striker hyped Punk a little during the, very good, match, but nothing is left of the love he used to have.
Did he give up for good? I’ll keep you updated over the next few weeks.

Punk’s second baseball-slide looked retarded, his “psycho-looking-eyes make me giggle (very nice acting) and Serena either has huge boobs or her top is just cut like that *ha*
At some point CM blows a kiss in Rey’s direction…I have nothing to say…too easy eh

Serena and Luke kinda interfere, but it doesn’t work and Rey wins this with a roll-up/in. Wait? Another roll-up? Has WWE taken a pledge to end all matches with roll-up’s now?
The “lovely, diabolical Serena” (<- Striker), Luke and Punk beat up Rey a lot after that and it all ends like this:

*Hooray* fro Psycho-Punk!
BTW: That match featured some “Fuck you” – chants from the audience, that were of course edited out.

McIntyre has a new entrance theme and I think it’s boring, but whatever. I did however, for the first time, see that he has the prettiest blue eyes. Damn! Not that I dig the guy…I mean yes, his body looks good I’d say, but he aint my type AT ALL. Plus, his face is kinda weird *lol*
I tried my best to find a picture that shows his eyes, but failed, so instead, I give ya’ this:

In one of the most boring speeches ever, he tells us how he’s unstoppable and undefeated. Kane comes in, but Drew declares he much rather wants to have that match, maybe, next week.

Drew McIntyre vs Kane

As you can tell, Kane wanted it now and he got it. Match was alright, ended in a Double count-out. and I kept asking myself “Who gives a fuck?” and “Why am I seeing this?” *ugh* Another senseless “feud” brought to you by WWE… thanks a bunch!

Mickie James and a table of food *ugh* Yep, Michelle and Layla are there as well. After some talking, James slaps some cottage-cheese (or whatever) out of Michelle’s hand and it lands all over Vickie Guerrero. Mickie bails, while “Team Flawless” kiss some ass.

Mickie James vs Layla

AFter a few seconds, Vickie shows up, excuses herself a bunch of times and announces that this will now be a handicap-match.
Funniest thing about this was that when she first came out, Striker said: “There’s my Valentine” *ha* But what about Punk?
FYI: They had talked about not having Valentines earlier.

Mickie James vs Michelle McCool/Layla

Match is short and Team Annoying wins.

Next up is Batista, who technically wants to ive an explanation for his actions lately. I give you a play-by-play cause I have no idea how else to describe it to ya’.

He walks in the ring and “wahtshisface” tries to ask him questions:
He takes the mic away from him, acts like he wants to say something, look sat “whatshisface”, who then runs away real fast.
Cena-chants!
He sits on the top-rope in the corner, raises mic, nothing.
He leaves the ring, walks around the ring once, only stops to stare at a guy with a Cena-shirt.
Back in the ring, drops the mic, leaves ring, walks away.
You suck – chants!
Yells a bunch of stuff like “You want an explanation?”
Gets back in ring, grabs mic again, drops it again and leaves AGAIN!

Yep, this was all a bit weird. Not that I am complaining that the “King of Micwork” didn’t talk *lol* but .. you know.
Worst thing about it was his outfit though *argh* I bitched about that a lot on twitter, so I won’t get into it again, but believe me when I tell ya’, it was hideous.

Teddy Long *ugh* comes out and wonders, since Batista refused to compete, refused an explanation, maybe he feels like competing against EDGE next week on SmackDown.
Edge = *yay*
vs Batista = *nay*

Striker is all worked up over this: “Actions speak louder than words. What exactly is it that Batista said tonight?” (<- How about “I can’t wrestle or hold promos, so I didn’t” ? Just sayin’ )

Matt Hardy and Khali come in and Matt wishes everybody a Happy Valentines Day, also introducing (and hugging) his Valentine, Maria *another ugh*

Matt Hardy/Great Khali vs Hart Dynasty

Match was pretty boring. Striker dissed Bret some, Maria and Natalya got into it, Matt wins with a, you guessed it, roll-up, after like 2 minutes.

R-Truth vs John Morrison

I despise face-vs-face”-lets-shake-hands-before-match”-Matches.
Heel vs Heel = great
Face vs Heel = kinda the whole point
Face vs Face = BORING!

But, the match didn’t last long, because within the first minute, JoMo landed freakishly on his ankle and broke it in 3 different places!
Since he’s currently wrestling in South-America and tweeted about “walking it off”, I say: Kudos! He sure aint no pussy!

Time for some hotness, here’s Edge

Yeah, I don’t really dig the white sweater, but who cares.

“I’m out here to talk about the benefits of winning the RR and there’s a benefit a lot of people seem to look past. I mean, not only do you go on to MEWM, but the winner of the rumble does not compete in one of the most brutal career-shortening matches in WWE-history, the EC:
See, because that match, it’s a combination ol luck, skill and human ability to absorb pain (<- like watching WWE-programm huh?). There’s no prediction what can happen in that match, but the one thing I can predict, is that I will face whoever survives. Whether that’s the WWE-Champion or the WHC.
You see, potentially, I could end up facing my old buddy in RatedRKO, Randy Orton. Or I could face a guy that I faced last year at WM, John Cena. Or on the flip side of that, I could face the winner of SDEC. maybe it’s Rey Mysterio or maybe it’s the Lovechild of Brutus the Barber Beefcake and Charles Manson, CM Punk (>- THAT, made me lol).
I could potentially face, 12 different Superstars for a Championship at WM. But, I have to admit there’s one guy that stand out from the pack (<- if you thought he would talk about Jericho, you’re wrong *ha*). You see, there’s a few people who have main evented and won at WM, a select few, but there’s only one guy, who is undefeated at WM. There’s only one guy who is 17:0 at WM, and that man is the Undertaker.
But you see folks (<- he says “you see” more than Christian says “actually” huh?), it’s really out of my hands, it’s out of my hands who I’m gonna face at WM, but there is one match that I know will take place. See next week on SD, I will face Batista and Big Dave there is not another person that I would love to beat more than you…”

Jericho’s music hits. Made me smile a lot how Edge deliberately ignored him as a possibility *hehe*:

“You know Edge I find it a little ironic and maybe it’s a cobination of stupidity or arrogance or just one of the other (<- huh? and yes, he did say it like that), but it seems strange that you never mention me as a potential opponent for you at WM. But I understand the reason why,I don’t blame ya’ , I know you don’t like me and that’s because I’m a bad-luck-charm for you. When I’m around you, bad things happen Edge!”

You suck-chants!

“I was there the night you tore your Achilles tendon and I saw you writhing in pain, clutching at your heel and screaming. And I was there 7 month later when you made your return at the RR and I have to admit I don’t know what it’s like to make a triumphant return from injury because, I don’t get injured.
I just win Championships and carry this entire company on my back, because that’s what you do, when you’re the best in the world and I am the best in the world at what I do.
So let me give you a little advice and I want you to listen to me when I’m telling you this: Save yourself some grieve, give yourself a fighting chance at Wm and chose the winner of the RAWEC and stay away from me. Because in 9 days, I’m going to win the SDEC and I’m gonna walk out the World Champion (<- kinda the point aint it) and that’s a guarantee, so once again Edge, I’m telling you right to your face, man to man, stay away from me, because if you continue to provoke me, if you continue to antagonize me, bad things are going to happen to you once again. Do you understand what I’m saying (<- well, since you repeated it all about 3 times…what do you mean?).
And if you or any of these liars (<- lame insult once again) have any doubt that what I’m saying is the truth, then watch what happens tonight when I beat the *shrugs* so-called Deadman, who destroyed you at WM 2 years ago. Watch what happens, when I beat the Undertaker, tonight.”

Undertaker’s music hits, Edge stays for commentary.

Now, Edge on commentary should make me happy right? Just like that promo just now should have made me happy…but, sadly, I still think it’s all a bit serious plus I expected way more from those two.
And his commentary was all serious, not to say boring, too.

The match was not bad, these things happened:

Undertaker kicked Edge in the face, back in ring powerbombed Jericho, Edge speared Undertaker and I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it myself, Jericho PINS Undertaker for the WIN after the codebreaker!
Despite that spear, an almost clean win over the Undertaker? ANd by pinfall nonetheless? Oh wow, they are really back to pushing Jericho aren’t they?
Colour me happy

Only thing is, if Jericho indeed wins the EC and it’s him vs Edge for the Title at WM, I have that bad feeling that Chris will lose his title after only having it for a few weeks, which would suck.
Don’t get me wrong, I like Edge as a Champ, but Jericho has earned this, by pretty much running all shows in 2009. Plus, Edge’s been the Champ like 9 times or so and I think now, it’s Jericho’s turn.
But, we’ll see what they come up with right? After all, if Chris wins the EC, doesn’t the undertaker get a re-match?
Question and nothing but questions!

SD ends with a pissed off looking Undertaker and Jericho leaving the arena pretty satisfied.
SD = pretty lame

That’s all folks, I have nothing more to add. This week should have been great, but it really wasn’t. Mediocre to say the least!

One last thing: I was hoping since Christian went on RAW to test the waters, he’d show up on SD as well. He didn’t and that kinda tells us they wanna move him to RAW doesn’t it?
Man, I hope not. I much rather see him on SD!

Let’s hope I get to write about more fun/good stuff next week, otherwise there won’t be a blog…and I mean that *ha*

P.s. Quote of the week comes from Jerry Lawler, who said the following on “Superstars”: “”I can’t wait to hear all the Jerry-chants next Monday, I’m gonna stand up and take several bows!” This was of course in regard of next Monday’s Host, Jerry Springer.

P.p.s. In case you were, like me, wondering what Dolph Ziggler was up to this week, he was only on “Superstars”. Fuck WWE!